Can someone please tell me how the hell Amy Winehouse is still alive? Everyday, unfortunate sons of bitches get hit by cars, struck by lightning, mowed down by the Washington D.C. Sniper, while this wild-eyed bozo literally does everything in her power to viscously poison her own body and keeps kicking. She must have eaten a lot of vegetables as a little girl.

According to CNN, the walking overdose was rushed to the hospital Monday night after suffering what has been described as a reaction to her medication. Normally, I’d say that little tag screams veiled excuse for a crack overdose, but she’s already been released so there may be a little more honesty here than I’d initially suspected.

Her spokeswoman refused to divulge what medication or medications were involved, but they’ve reportedly been changed putting Miss Winehouse back on the up and up.