DMX Jailed Again
Ohh how the mighty have fallen. Multi-platinum rapper DMX was arrested again in Arizona, this time for providing hospital workers with a false name and social security number to get out of paying his seventy five hundred dollar bill. I guess the nurses never listened to his mega-hit “What’s My Name?”.
According to The Arizona Republic, this is the hip-hop star’s, real name Earl Simmons, fourth arrest in the last year. He’s currently being held in isolation for his own safety. I guess the prisoners hate the Rough Ryders as much as I do.
DMX’s attorney, Charles Kozelka, responded to the allegations with wild claims of his own, telling the press lawyers and law enforcement officials in the area were out to get his client. Yeah, sure. And those bodies underneath Gacy’s basement were hidden by a third party while he was out of town.