Justin Bieber Goes Through With Paternity DNA Test
Even though his self-proclaimed baby mama Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit last week, Justin Bieber has gone through with the DNA test to prove once and for all that her allegations were false. According to TMZ Bieber took the test on Friday night in New Jersey "under very controlled circumstances." With the case moved out of court Bieber was no longer legally required to prove he is not the father, but as Yeater's claim continues to be negotiated, he may as well be safe than sorry.
Bieber and his team are also sticking to their promise to sue Yeater and her lawyers once he beats this paternity claim, because I guess when you have a squeaky-clean teen image to maintain, you do real damage to anyone who wants to destroy that. Though I totally respect Bieber's desire to respond to this will full force and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he didn't father this child, I can't help but feel a little sorry for Yeater, who clearly either doesn't understand how DNA works or is unhinged enough to think that what now seems like a blatantly false paternity suit can be pulled off. When the DNA results inevitably come back negative, she's just going to be further embarrassed, and still with a child whose father she doesn't know. Tell me you don't have at least a little sympathy for that.
Conspiracy theories about why Bieber trekked to New Jersey for the test, or ideas for what Mariah Yeater can do with her life next, are welcome in the comments.
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