Laguna Beach Heartthrob Loses 20 K
By Mack Rawden 6 years ago
No---not loveable, soft-featured playboy Stephen. Badass, out-of-control doucher Jason Wahler has been found guilty of twenty thousand dollars in damages stemming from an incident in which he punched and verbally assaulted a forty-one year old truck driver back in Ď06. The victim, Dario Stevenson, had been looking for a lifetime handout to the tune of one million dollars, but jurors werenít quite as sympathetic to his plight as he might have liked.
According to Yahoo, Lauren Conradís former boyfriend called the reduced fine a victory and claimed heís completely changed since that incident and a few other sordid arrests. Look: if thereís one thing Iíve learned during my time on Earth, itís people never totally change. They may not behave quite as recklessly or impulsively, but fundamental characteristics always simmer beneath the surface until reemerging out of nowhere. Check back in a few years when Jason drunkenly brawls with a strip club bouncer or refuses to acknowledge paternity.
Editorís Note: Am I the only one who thinks Jessica was actually hotter than LC during the second season of Laguna Beach? Because she was.