Mandy Moore Is Back On The Market
In one of the most contradictory, ego-stroking, bullshit statements ever to come out of a contradictory, ego-stroking, bullshit town named Hollywood, Ryan Adams got on his high horse and rambled on about giving Mandy Moore the axe because of his overwhelming dislike of tabloids and the paparazzi. All of this, of course, is made more amusing by the fact the aforementioned hogwash came out in an interview with OK Magazine.
I’m a big Mandy Moore fan, ever since “Candy”, but it’s pretty hard for me to dig up sympathy when she willingly dated Ryan fucking Adams and his ludicrous orange hair. According to Perez Hilton, the statement read a little something like this, "I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others. I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as fuck AND sober. Also, I just want to jam. Plus I like metal A LOT." Boo-hoo. Good luck on remaining “punk as fuck”, Ryan.
Here’s to hoping Mandy finds someone who isn’t an annoying eccentric (Ryan Adams), a tennis player who never reached his potential (Andy Roddick), a wannabe frat boy with questionable racial origins (Wilmer Valderrama), or a one-hit filmmaking wonder (Zach Braff).