Some days Anthony Weiner posts junk-shots on Twitter, other days you discover that Neil Patrick Harris and Diablo Cody share the same birthday. Not all tweets, and not all Tweet Blends are created equal, but I trust you'll excuse a lackluster day of tweets with the hope that tomorrow is a new and better day. As the great Buster Olney always signs off with on his baseball articles on ESPN, today will be better than yesterday. There's your slightly misguided sports journalism reference for the day, now go laugh at how much of a douche bag Dane Cook is and at the notion of NPH being old. Seriously, the guy probably still gets carded at 7-11.
Sex with a stranger is exhilarating especially when they know exactly who you are.