Soccer is a great sport. Unfortunately it has yet to be fully embraced by America for one reason or another. Thankfully, all American celebrities possess a strong desire to be European, and as such love the shit out of soccer, football, whatever. Anyway, a few celebrities, most notably Tom Hanks, gave some support to our lovely American soccer ladies and so did Maria Shriver.

Marlee Matlin
I recall just before I spoke at @mocsakc a waiter spilled salad dressing on my head. I said I was wearing Eau du Raspberry Vinegarette! LOL

Nick Frost
I can however confirm I'll be dwarfing it up in Snow White and the Huntsman! Nasty hobbits. #wrongfilm

Michael Ian Black
New Orleans, your music is sweet but you smell like garbage.

Maria Shriver
Are you watching the U.S. women's world cup soccer team? So exciting! Bravo to them for their brilliant play.

Wil Wheaton
This eraser is such shit, I'm crossing out mistakes and edits, just like when I use a pen. This is probably only amusing to me.

oliviamunn
Goddammit. Anyone know the country code for Narnia? Gotta make an important call...

RainnWilson
It would be so ironic if Armageddon happened during Carmageddon.

Roger Ebert
Reader tells me his AMC manager told him AMC has issued an edict: No more 3D lenses to ever be used on 2D movies.

Patton Oswalt

The hipster using a cane who doesn't need said cane just spilled his coffee because of said cane. YES.

Tom Hanks
My heroes. Wambach. Boxx. Rapinoe. Solo. That TEAM! Our team! Hanxhttp://say.ly/CDmuE8