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The Rum Diary

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The Rum Diary I was twenty-nine when I read The Rum Diary and it changed my life forever. Iím not a big drinker let alone a violent alcoholic, but Hunter S. Thompsonís novel resonated with me in that particular moment because itís so much more than that. At its core itís about reaching a turning point in your career, about making the transition from boy to man, about turning thirty and deciding what kind of person you want to be, what kind of life you want to live, now that youíre staring down the barrel of whatís left of it. As a movie, The Rum Diary wants to be the same thing, but ends up as something completely different.

The movie writer/director Bruce Robinson made out of Thompsonís work is rooted in a world of cartoonishly evil white people and downtrodden Puerto Ricans, things which were only a sidebar in a book with much loftier aspirations. Here those villainous rich bastards who lack only mustaches for twirling, loom large over a story which seems better suited to something else. It starts by introducing us to Paul Kemp, an alcoholic holed up in a hotel room, awaiting his breakfast. Johnny Depp gives the camera his Hunter S. Thompson squint (Kemp was loosely based on The Rum Diary author) and instead of letting us see him stumbling out of his hotel room the film instantly flashes to his first day at work.

Itís 1960 and Kemp has been hired by Puerto Ricoís only English language newspaper, a fact I know because Iíve read the book, but which the film never gets around to going over. His editor, a stressed out American named Lotterman, assigns him to write horoscopes while ranting endlessly about the big role Kemp will play in saving the struggling San Juan Star. Kemp is only marginally interested and instead embarks on a journey into the seediest, most rum-soaked corners of Puerto Rico with a photographer named Sala (Michael Rispoli). Or at least he starts to. Itís not long before heís snatched up by a wealthy real estate tycoon named Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart), and starts to fall in love with his girlfriend, a beautiful blonde named Chenault (Amber Heard). She likes to swim naked, whatís not to love?

Whatís not to love is that Chenault is barely given enough story to become much more than a caricature of a wild, thrill-seeking party girl. She never really finds a place in this film, nor do most of the movieís other characters. Theyíre all victims of awkward editing and bad script adapting which attempts to reduce the number of characters in the book by combining them. This results in a scene where Sanderson becomes angry at Kemp for no reason at all. If youíve read the book youíll know heís mad at Kemp because heís re-enacting a scene Paul has with a completely different, deleted character. But if you havenít read the book, youíll just shrug your shoulders and think this movieís a piece of shit.

Itís not a piece of shit, itís visually appealing and well acted. Yet The Rum Diary fails to capture any of the brilliance of Thompsonís novel, and whenever it gets close, it somehow botches it. A brilliant speech by Depp is cut off before itís allowed to really linger or sink in. Chenaultís big moment is perfectly filmed, but fails to resonate because the script has already missed much of the importance of her character. The Rum Diary never quite seems to know where to go in the process of meandering around the Caribbean, yet it never actually dishonors the spirit of Thompsonís work. Somehow this makes the whole thing seem worse.

The Rum Diary is a mediocre movie made with the best of intentions. Hunter S. Thompson would hate it. Hunter S. Thompson was never mediocre. He had his highs and his lows, but even at his worst, he always went down swinging and shouting and firing off rounds into the crowd. This take on The Rum Diary doesnít have that kind of crazy inside it. The Rum Diary changed my life when I read it at 29, this movie will never change anyone. In the words of Thompson, ďit never got weird enough for me.Ē


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