Drink Brawndo: It's Got Electrolytes!

By Rafe Telsch: 2007-11-27 22:16:43

  

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1. Pete Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 04:20

   I'd like to see ''Ow, my Balls'' on television!

1. Vic Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 12:59

   Brought ot you by Carl's Jr. - "Carl's Jr. - Fuck you, I'm eating!"

1. Nathan Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 13:00

   i'm glad someone else is making the Electrolytes joke other than myself. advertising 'electrolytes' in beverages is equally as bad as toothpaste advertising 'oxygen bubbles'.
   kudos on a funny article that could've been - or perhaps should've been - much more cynical.
   
   also, Pete, you may be the perfect consumer. congrats!

1. Brian Austin Green Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 13:01

   It already is. They call it "The View".

1. Amanda Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 13:03

   If you compare it to Office Space, of course it's not going to match up. Office Space is now a cult classic. Many will like it more solely because it is easier to relate to than Idiocracy.
   
   In my opinion, the brilliance of Idiocracy was more in how terribly accurate everyone managed to play the role, than in cinematic or scripted genius -- you already see things like this today, but you realize just how frequently when you see it in such an isolated situation. I think Judd did an excellent job pulling out aspects of our culture today and combining them in an almost plausible way that created a horrifying (though hilarious) distant future.
   
   Personally, I think I would buy this product just so I could be thinking to myself all day "Brawndo: THE THIRST MUT-IL-A-TOR!!!!" in announcer-like fashion. It will keep me happy and satiated... It's got what people crave too.
   
   (Electrolytes.)

1. Bob Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 15:53

   If you didn't think Idiocracy was a brilliant social commentary, you are EXACTLY the type of person it was commenting about.

1. Steve Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 17:56

   I agree with Bob and Amanda. I found myself laughing throughout the movie. It's funny because it is absolutely within the realm of possibilities. The shows currently on most peoples' "must-see" list would have been ridiculously implausible 15-20 years ago.

1. adubmatic Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 22:10

   The movie is funny but only because of of judge's ideas and the performances. Its obvious with all the voice over and montages that they took the project away from Judge and just used what they had to finish it and release it..Still pretty good though

1. Mitchell Says:
   November 30th, 2007 at 02:12

   Well what's next people named Upgrayedd

1. jayemay Says:
   December 12th, 2007 at 14:22

   Am I the only one bothered that Brawndo is being brought into existance as an Energy Drink, rather than as a Sports Drink as portrayed in the film?

1. SteveOC Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 23:09

   Go Away !
   Batin' !!

1. not sure Says:
   December 16th, 2007 at 14:53

   jayemay: anything could happen in the next 500 years, so don't sound so concerned. clearly, this is the just the beginning of something completely awesome
   
   
   

1. FUx0R Says:
   December 16th, 2007 at 17:39

   Well, look at it this way, at least they haven't tried to make a sofa with a built-in toilet. . . yet!
   
   Not to mention, I think the creation of Brawndo is. . . fucking awesome to say the least.
   
   And I really have to agree with Bob. People who didn't enjoy the movie for what it really pointed out were the ones being pointing out.

1. Idiocrat Says:
   December 16th, 2007 at 20:13

   "There’s no plans for an “Ow, my Balls” television show "
   
   Spoken like someone who's never seen "Maximum Exposure" or "Whacked-Out Sports", available on over-the-air (rabbit-ears) syndication in many markets. Google or Wikipedia for both shows.
   
   Seriously, either of them are as close to "Ow, My Balls!" as have ever been aired.

1. U-NO-POO Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 19:55

   BRAWNDO HAS ELECTROLYTES

1. Manbaby Says:
   January 24th, 2008 at 12:51

   America's funniest Home Video's = Ow, my balls
   

1. john Says:
   February 21st, 2008 at 14:06

   there alreay is ow my balls, it's called jackass.

1. Dan Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 18:25

   After watching this movie, it reminded me of the Obama campaign.
   
   What do people crave? Change
   What's Obama for? Change
   What will Obama change? He'll give people what they crave!
   What's that? Change!
   
   The democrat's really rely on their constituents to act exactly like the people in Idiocracy. And they'll never change......

1. bleh Says:
   April 28th, 2008 at 17:40

   BRAWNDO IS THE SHIT!

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