Paramount Adapts Iron Man Trailer Into Full Length Feature

It’s now official. Paramount is going to adapt the highly beloved Iron Man trailer to the big screen. The 90 second trailer is being expanded into a full length feature film. It’s a bold move taking such a condensed piece of action and character development and fluffing it up into a movie. Perhaps it’ll be good, and then again it could be another disaster. Remember the rousing trailer for X-Men 3? That didn’t turn out so well in the end.

This news is brought to our attention by the Onion News Network, who went deep to find out what was happening in the adaptation. We have the video segment with all the details embedded below. OK, this is just another excuse for me to mention the Iron Man movie. Paramount adapting a trailer into a film is ludicrous. Everyone knows that Iron Man is a documentary about a billionaire who likes wearing tight metal outfits and flipping tanks.


Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film