100 TV Spoilers In Six Minutes

People are busy these days. We’re eating more fast food, watching shows on our phones, and Twittering from the shitter (don’t tell me it hasn’t been done by somebody). With all our hectic schedules, who has time to sit down and watch all the shows required to beef up our pop-cultural bona fides? Yet without that crucial ephemera, you expose yourself to water-cooler embarrassment or heartbreaking defeat on Xbox Live’s 1 vs. 100.

Fear not, dear reader. Thanks to this moderately clever YouTube video from The Fine Brothers, you can catch up on the spoilerific endings to 100 popular television shows of the past several decades, all without having to commit more than six minutes of your valuable time. Who shot J.R.? What did Coop see in the bathroom mirror? Who winds up with whom? Learn what you missed, or feel a sense of self-satisfaction that is immediately followed by a deep depression at the realization of how much of your life you’ve wasted in front of the television. It’s win-win!

Do I really even need to say, “Spoiler Warning?” I do? Okay, well…Spoiler Warning.