It’s been trendy in recent years for porn websites to create parodies of famous TV shows and movies. With Fuller House coming up on Netflix, a porn company has taken it upon itself to create a porn parody of the original nineties sitcom Full House. Don’t expect amusing or nuanced dick jokes in this one or something that amusingly could be watched while at work. Instead, expect an in-your-face parody that is most certainly NSFW. Watch it at your own risk.
The "Full Holes" porn trailer starts out with some good old-fashioned teenage sexual activity between D.J. Tanner and her boyfriend Steve but it gets creepy really quickly when Uncle Joey asks some of the younger members of the house if they want him to pull his dick out. And it’s all downhill from there. The jokes start out blatant and they continue to be blatant with the porn parody version of Becky going by the name "Fucky" and the porn parody version of Kimmy going by the name Kimmy Gobbler. We kid you not:
The big problem with this "Full Holes" porn parody is not that the sex jokes are super blatant, because sometimes that can be hilarious, but the big problem is all of the rampant nods to having sex with children. Sure, all of the porn stars involved with this video are obviously of age and, sure, all of the leads in the real Full House are also no longer children, but this isn’t a parody of Fuller House, it’s a parody of Full House and the fact that Joey is hitting on Michelle and Kimmy is getting it on with Uncle Jesse leaves a pretty sour taste in my mouth. It can’t be unseen once it is seen, either. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
A lot of the porn parodies we’ve written on in recent months have featured adult casts playing adult characters, as happened with the Gnardians of the Galaxy parody or the one featuring Ron Swanson talking an awful lot more than normal about his love for “meat” (in that version he also fools around with Leslie Knope). If you do want to watch the full version of “Full Holes” you can catch it on Pornhub, starting today.
If you need to wash these images out of your brain immediately, we wish you the best of luck. Or if you want to see the cast reunite in a more wholesome environment, please catch Fuller House when it premieres on Netflix on Friday, February 26 at 12:01 p.m. ET. Here’s what else Netflix has coming up.
