SNL Does Fifty Shades Of Grey Amazon Commercial, Eli Manning Hosts

By Kelly West 2012-05-06 08:34:35 discussion comments
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Saturday Night Live returned with a new episode last night, featuring NFL player Eli Manning as host. The episode took on Fox and Friends once again, and poked fun at moms who like Fifty Shades of Grey with a spoof of an Amazon Kindle commercial. Check those out ahead, along with Rihanna's musical performances.

Eli Manning showed off his sense of humor in various sketches, including one that had him serving as a protective big-brother, and another that had him getting assaulted by Herb Welch's microphone. Also included in the videos below is his opening monologue and the Fox and Friends Cold Open. And as a bonus, we've included the text from the fast-scrolling list of the ridiculous corrections at the bottom.

Fox and Friends Cold Open


Eli Manning Monologue


Amazon Mother's Day Ad


Motion Capture


Text Message Evidence


Little Brothers


Herb Welch: Occupy Movement


Rihanna: Talk That Talk


Weekend Update: Admiral General Aladeen


Weekend Update: Patricia Krentcil


Weekend Update Favorites: 5/5/12


What Is This?


Helga Lately
 

Rihanna: Where Have You Been


Miss Drag World


TCM Comedy: Cheech and Chong


Fox and Friends Corrections:

There are currently no bills before the House that would require a woman to have a transvaginal ultrasound before buying sunglasses.

The Taliban is not producing a cereal called "Honey Bunches of Goats.

Kirk Cameron is not the voice of Siri.

Miss America is not third in the order of succession for the Presidency, nor is Miss Teen USA fourth. Airplanes do not fly by flapping their wings.

Patricia Heaton did not win a Nobel Prize for her work on Everybody Loves Raymond.

Hail consists of frozen water, it is not "made of sins."

President Barack Obama does not plan to take the "forwarding" option away from email.

Disney World is not planning to add Rush Limbaugh to their Hall of Presidents.

 No where in the Bible does it mention Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines.

Turtles do not have "tiny TVs and sofa beds" inside their shells.

Pete Rose did not receive a lifetime ban from Hallmark Hall of Fame.

"National Treasure" is not a document even though it feels very real.

Wisconsin is an American state and not "just a bit."

Mormons breathe air.

Horses do not have "teeth so sharp you wouldn't believe it."

Children raised by same-sex couples are not statistically more likely to let the American fly touch the ground.

Psych is a popular detective show on the USA Network, not a super-secret NASA Mind Experiment.

It takes more than five to six months of medical school to become a surgeon.

Sour Patch Kids are a snack food and therefore physically incapable of pulling a knife on someone.

Congress has not declared a "War on Jean Shorts."

It is unlikely that Fareed Zakaria is Willem Defoe in character.

Babies tend to like hugs. It is not illegal to discard a Christmas tree.

John Wilkes Booth was not wearing a hooded sweatshirt when he shot President Lincoln nor were the Lincolns attending a staging of "The Vagina Monologues."

There is no federal program called "Cash for Bees."

You do not need a spaceship to get to China.

The Watergate is a hotel in Washington, D.C., not a portal to an undersea kingdom.

Yellow and blue make green, not blellow."

The new World Trade Center does not transform into a karate robot.

Seeing-eye dogs are neither able to nor allowed to drive. It is likely that immigrants do not feed on the blood of our cattle at night while we are all sleeping.

Baseball is a land sport. It is widely accepted that ears are used for hearing.

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