Bad Boy Clark returns. Fans will remember this version of Clark from when red kryptonite was introduced on the show, causing a darker and baser version of The Boy Scout to come to the forefront. This time around, the transformation is triggered by a kiss. “Crimson” is as perfect an episode as could be expected from ‘Smallville’ in dealing with the Lana/Clark/Lois story. The transition from Clark and Lana to Clark and Lois wasn’t going to be easy, especially with the upcoming wedding. Using the red kryptonite we were able to see not only the underlying passion between Lois and Clark, but also the current state of Clark’s feelings for Lana. This is the way to incorporate Lana into an episode. Also, it’s nice to see that the writers are not trying to rewrite canon as some fans inexplicably dream.
Chloe and Clark show up at The Talon, and to Clark’s chagrin it’s a V-Day party. Chloe has set him up, but Jimmy has even grander plans. He shows up with Lois, and tells Chloe that the two have real chemistry. Yeah, he’s not the only one who notices. Lois and Clark, in typical bickering soon-to-be lovebirds’ fashion, mock the situation. She compares their pairing to halibut and chocolate, Clark being the halibut.
After Clark makes his exit, Lois engages in a conversation with a strange woman selling natural products to help with ones emotional well being. She gives Lois lipstick, which is infused with red kryptonite, that she promises will make her fall in love with the first man she sees. Lois, in her ever-clueless manner, puts the lipstick on and immediately sees Clark in a mirror. Oh, this is going to be entertaining.
Slutty Lois shows up at the Kent house and asks Ma Kent to give her and Clark some private time. She begins by giving Clark that classic token of affection, a mix CD. Clark is completely flustered and as soon as Lois turns her back, he runs away to find Chloe. While trying to explain what’s going on to his friend, Lois shows up at the Daily Planet and gets her claws into Clark again. Lois has decided to profess her devotion by getting a heart tattoo on her breast. Classy.
He tries to struggle, but when Lois manages to kiss Clark he is overtaken by the red kryptonite. Stripped of all inhibitions he takes Lois into an empty office, at which point she questions the speed at which this is happening. It seems that the love potion didn’t change who she is. It has a similar effect as the kryptonite on Clark. It just removes her inhibition. As the discussion turns to Oliver, Clark is determined to prove he’s better than Lois’ ex-lover. On the roof of the Daily Planet he takes Lois in his arms and jumps across town to Oliver’s balcony.
Once there they begin to undress and as Clark rips open her shirt he notices an invite to the Lex and Lana engagement party. It’s here where his focus changes from Lois to Lana, and he decides to crash the party.
Lois and Clark show up at the nice quiet party, and Clark immediately begins berating everyone. He tells his mother, “Dad has been dead, what? A year?” Then goes on to accuse of her trying to beat Lana into the Luthor family. Clark turns on Lana and in his diatribe reveals that Lex and Lana are having a kid. As he throws a rattle at Lex and raises his glass he toasts, “The real reason Lana is marrying Lex.”
Enraged Lex lunges at Clark, and is summarily thrown down. As Lana comes to stop Clark, he grabs her. At this point Lois gets a hold of Clark and says one of the many truths of the episode. “Lana is your past. I’m your future,” she tells him. Clark looks at her and states, “This is the present.” It’s one of a handful of great moments in the episode. Probably my favorite as it succinctly summarizes the current state of Clark’s love life.
In the aftermath, Chloe tries to use an antidote on Lois that she got from the herbal essence lady. Lois knocks it away and as the vile threatens to roll off the table and shatter, Indiana Olson jumps and catches it. He sprays Lois with the green kryptonite antidote, releasing her from the love spell. Conveniently, Lois remembers nothing of what happened or why she it wearing a slutty costume.
Back at the barn Clark tells Lana that she should marry him instead of Lex. After all the time Clark has pushed her away, this is too much for her. Clark tells Lana he knows she still loves him, simply because he loves her. Now, pay attention everyone who honestly thinks these two will end up together, because what Lana says next is absolutely true. “You don’t love me, Clark. You just can’t stand the idea that I love someone else,” she tells him. It’s obvious that Clark does care for Lana, but their relationship is now just a factor in the battle between Lex and Clark. Lana is a competition, even though she claims not to be. The whole sordid affair is tied into the Lex/Clark dynamic.
Now, that’s not to say there aren’t genuine feelings on all sides. There certainly are. But the truth is, Lana and Clark aren’t meant for each other, but Lex and Clark are. They become mortal enemies; this is their first true altercation.
Lex shows up at the barn and Clark taunts him. Telling Lex that Lana kissed him, and then yelling at Lana to admit she doesn’t still love him. Lex points a gun at Clark, who is completely unfazed. He tells Lex he can’t win, “You don’t even know the rules of the game.” Clark then grabs Lex and slams him into a wall. As he chokes his nemesis Clark says, “If I knew who you’d become I never would have saved you on that bridge.” Desperate, Lex grabs a screwdriver and stabs Clark.
Of course, we know that’s not why Clark went down. Martha has shown up with green kryptonite to help her son. As he lies on the ground writhing she tells Lana and Lex to leave, but not before Lana sees the crumpled screwdriver that should be covered in Clark’s blood.
In the aftermath of the latest red kryptonite debacle, Clark and his mother have a great conversation. He apologizes for everything, and when she says she understands how he feels Clark is appalled to think she believes what he said at the party. “I believe there was a grain of truth to it,” Martha tells her son. She tells him that he’s bottled his emotions up for too long. Doing what’s right for everyone else, but never asking what’s right for him. He tells her he still loves Lana, and she gives him the best motherly advice a young man could ask for. “Leave her alone,” she says. He won’t, but it’s solid advice.
Back at the Luthor Mansion Lana is being checked by a doctor. Nothing seems weird about this, until Lex leaves Lana and speaks with the physician. Lex is told that things are progressing as planned and the pregnancy isn’t typical. No other information is given, but how badass would it be of Lex to use Lana in a 33.1 experiment? Ah, the evilness of a Luthor.
There was quite a bit that happened in the episode. The red kryptonite stripped away all of Clark’s extraneous BS, but the episode also did that as a whole. Characters were far more honest than they normally would be, including those not affected by the lipstick. It was a really great way to open up the story as it moves forward. We have a clear indication of where things are going. Clark and Lois will end up together, but not on ‘Smallville.’ That’s for the future. Lex and Lana will break up, and Clark will be integral to that. Let’s just hope that the trip there is as entertaining as tonight’s foray into the “What if?”
One quick note, I can’t believe Chloe made Jimmy cry.
What did you think of this week’s episode? Is Lois going to piece the puzzle together now that she has tangible evidence of Clark’s secret? Is Lex breeding a super villain by using his fiancé?
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well to bad for u Clana fans, the Clana relationship is definitely over. She will not be a series regular for season 8 n Clark will now work at the Daily Planet. sounds familiar??? Smallville has it's own ways of showing their own style for the Superman Mythology. so why don't u deal with that!!! hmmph.
In the DC comics, Clark LEFT Lana n embraced his destiny while also choosing Lois. No matter what adaption of Superman it is, it always ends up the same... Lois n Clark will end up together.
I think u r living in a dream world. what u don't understand, no let me scratch that, what u don't want to believe, is that Clark will find love with Lois n it's driving u mad. it's driving u mad that the writers r deciding to introduce the Clois relationship early. well sorry to say, u gotta deal with it!! DESTINY is not Lana n Clark, it's Lois n Clark. get that through ur mind. well Clana fans, i guess some of u will DIE, as some of u stated. ^ *cough* post above n how can u say Lois is on the show for nothing????? OMG. She is there for a REASON. She is Clark's true love. boo-hoo Lois n Clark aren't supposed to be together in Smallville
I will DIE if Clark ends up with Lois on Smallville. I dont know much about the other Supermans, but just b/c Clark ends up with Lois, doesnt mean he will on Smallville. Clark and Lana love eachother and have mad chemistry. Lois on the other hand is on the show for nothing so the writers need to get rid of her.
So you did it once more. And your bias is not even cute anymore. I mean come on just try a little to be more objective.
First of all imagaination is just such great gift.
But, sorry you must have watched a completely other show than i did.
Since i once again saw that Cark and Lana are far away from falling out of love. And the Lois was just the usual forshadowing.
So starting with the last part of your review which btw really made me laugh hard:
Uhm.....is that a typo or are you for real?
You meant to write down Lana right?!
Since she isn't the one who lost her memory and had a chisel for proof that Clark is different and has some sort of material now to actually put the pieces together.....????
I hope for you that it was just a typo, because all you could think about was obviously Lois Lois Lois. It happens in the heat of the game i guess. But whatever suits you well.
If it wasn't then i'm sorry to burst your little bubble. But Lois won't find out about Clark. Not on Smallville anyways. And don't be shocked now, it happens After Clark returns from his education at the FoS and is a journalist with a dual aka Superman identity working with Lois at the Daily planet.
I know, i know.....shocking right?! And so unexpected. Uhm....yeah.
And to underline it i'd like to quote Clark and Lois here because i couldn't have said it better myself, maybe you didn't hear it:
Lois: Clark.....Lana is your past, i'm your future......
Clark: THIS IS THE PRESENT.....
And yes Smallville is the present. Clark and Lana are the present.
Anyone who wants to come all Canon on me can take to consideration that Clois in Smallville with Clark not beeing Superman isn't Canon!
Clana on the other hand are. This is Smallville people. Not Metropolis.
Clana is the love of the show, which was shown pretty clearly in this episode to remind everyone about it.
And no this was by no means a transition of Clark moving on to Lois. He ditched the hooker Lois the moment he just saw Lana's name.
Yes even the horny badass Red Clark who said anything just to get under Lois'es panties stepped back the minute he thought about Lana.
They are still in love, don't worry.
The Clois was just the steadily repeating and at this moment tireing forshadowing of the FUTURE. Because Lois is his FUTURE and nodody is denying that.
But now it just is Lana. Deal with it.
I thought the second half of the episode was pretty good. It helped the Storyline to move forward. The first steps for Clark stepping up and actually fighting for Lana have been made.
This is what i expect from a hero. He should stop moping around and actually DO something about it.
I want the Hero to get the girl and the villain to suffer.
I think, and so do alot of others that TW and ED have like Zero chemistry.
Even my riends who don't watch Smallville said that.
And sorry NO ONE, i say it again NO ONE can deny the unbelievible chemistry between TW and KK. Chemistry is something special, either you have it or you don’t. You cannot force it comes naturally. Even in just a simple LOOK between TW and KK you can see it. This connection has soul and is deep.
Sorry but what TW and ED have is nothing like that at all. If they have something at all.
And i guess i already know how you're review for the next Episode is going to be like, well since it's pretty much Lana oriented. And to tell you before hand i just love it. Can't wait to see Lana putting the pieces about Clark together. It's been almost 6 years now and it's about freakin time!
And NO, less Lois is not bad at all. But I guess that will be your main concern week....
Thanks for the review though, i guess i'll be around next week too.
Wow, speaking of bias.... Clana fan much there? Lois doesn't fall for Superman in the comics in the end it's Clark who's marriage proposal she accepts without knowing he's Superman. He reveals that afterward.
Lana is and always will be the first girl he dumped. In the comics she originally was just a girl trying to prove Superboy was Clark, later on she became his friend and sometimes childhood sweetheart but they always leave each other after graduation, so the show is on track. High school's over so is his time with Lana.
Clark didn't dithc Lois for Lana out of love it was jealousy that Lex had something he used to have. He was high on Red K and wanted to ruin Lex's life by snatching away their mutual plaything.
Tom Welling and Erica Durance do have a great chemistry together and it really makes their scenes as Clark and Lois pop.
Wow...talk about a bias reviewer! Gee! This makes the second time I've read reviews on this and the bias of the reviews are so evident. Clark and Lois fan..Much? Please...Clark not loving Lana was the worst thing I've read in quite a while. Some Superman in your mind there. I guess it is easier to say the man is lying than to face that in this point and time in Clark's life..PRESENT..that he loves Lana Lang and not Lois Lane.
She is his future..sure enough. Lois Lane is there after Clark becomes Superman being in love with him. And her falling for him was because she saw him first. If Jimmy would have been in that mirror...It would have been a slutty Lois all over him. That point was blunt. OF course, we can't have Smallville without all the Clark/Lois foreshadowing. Why? Because no one is creative enough to allow Clark and Lana to have their time as Smallville was supposed to be..Lois falls for Superman..NOT Clark Kent.
As far as Chloe, she didn't make Jimmy cry! His insecurities did. Chloe tried. She even said the right thing. Jimmy chose to face that Chloe cares for Clark. Clark's secret is getting to Chloe because she is having things come and interrupt her life for Clark. Leave her alone. Chloe didn't do wrong here!
I can face Lois Lane is the future. It is hit over our head enough..but why? Why can't Lois and Clark remain in it's time frame being over ten years down the road? Besides...what chemistry are you talking about? Perhaps, someone is watching from the point of view of iconic pairing then the point of Tom Welling and Erica Durance. The Fish and Hot Fudge was the most truthful thing that came out of the Clark/Lois part.
By the way, Clark ditched Lois for Lana. He was going to get lucky with a very easy Lois.(the girl moves pretty quick) but seeing the invitation..bye bye Lois..hello LOVE!
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