First Two And A Half Men With Ashton Kutcher Image Is Revealing

Yesterday, news broke that Lionsgate and Charlie Sheen were going ahead with plans to remake the film Anger Management as a new TV series with the warlock attached to star. In a perfectly timed, tit-for-tat (I don't know who's tit and who's tat) move, CBS just revealed the first promo image for the upcoming, Sheen-less, season of their hit comedy Two and a Half Men. Revealed, to say the least.

Well, here are your men. Naked, except for covering their man parts with a sign that not only announces their return but says that 'all will be revealed' during the season premiere (like Charlie Harper/Sheen's untimely death?). EW, who first broke the image, also states that this won't be the only time this ad is used, with Warner Bros. planning on rewriting the sign with a few different slogans before re-releasing it in anticipation of the fall return.



This image, gives us a taste, more than I care to taste to be honest, of that good old TaaHM charm, and by charm I mean dick and fart jokes ('shucks, his is bigger than mine'), as well as our first glance at how Ashton Kutcher will look in the show. Basically, he looks like a dirty bum which means he's probably some rich celebrity relative that Jon Cryer's Allan can mooch off (assuming the writers are as original as I fear). Also, I wonder if they are ever going to change the name of the show to Three Men, since Angus T. Jones is hardly the half-man he once was.

Two and a Half Men returns to CBS on Monday, September 19 at 9 p.m. ET.