Jersey Shore Preview: What Does UTI Stand For?

Based on one of the clips we have to show you from tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore, Snooki seems to think she’s able to treat what may be an actual medical situation with what sounds like very questionable veterinary technician knowledge.

The clip below has Snooki complaining about pain and uncontrollable urination, which she believes may be a UTI. That’s Urinary Tract Infection, not “Ultimate Tanning Institute,” in case you were confused. Snooki claims to think her veterinary technician experience applies to her peeing problem, which opens up a whole can of jokes worth exploring, but beyond that, it also has me wondering what kind of veterinary medicine involves tequila...



Is she playing it up for the cameras or does she really think tequila is a good remedy for a urinary tract infection? (Someone might want to pass along the advice that washing your hands is a great way to prevent infections.) We’ll see how the whole situation plays out tonight.

Speaking of situations, Sitch’s issues tonight appear to be a rerun of previous episodes. He feels ganged up on and is going on the defensive...



Jersey Shore airs Thursdays as 10/9c on MTV.