Alex Suskind
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Here's Your Chance to Buy the Only Camera to Return From the Moon

If you’re a space geek and have a few hundred thousand dollars lying around the house, you might want to book a ticket to Austria.

Terrible Health Officials Shut Down 11-Year-Old's Cupcake Business

The cupcake business is cutthroat. If you’re not up to snuff, then you’ll be back out on the street with your baking sheets and unused icing. One 11-year-old found that out the hard way after health officials decided to shut down her cupcake operation for breaking state regulations.

New PSA: If You Cut Class, You May Explode

Produced by the Learn for Life Foundation of Western Australia, this new anti-school skipping public service announcement is intended to scare the bejesus out of any would-be class cutters looking to go on a little joy ride with friends instead of attending to their studies.

Eil Manning And The Giants May Have Sold Fake Memorabilia To Fans

If you bought a piece of game-worn apparel from the New York Giants in the last decade, you may have been duped. A new lawsuit alleges that the team passed off fake jerseys, helmets and other memorabilia to fans.

The NSA Can Spy on Us Through Angry Birds

According to the New York Times, both the NSA and its British counterpart GCHQ have been working together in an attempt to suck off personal data from smartphone apps. The documents, provided by Snowden, show that both agencies now have the ability to take our information from apps like Angry Birds.

Woman Makes $9,000 a Month Eating Food In Front of a Webcam

Are you having difficulty finding a job in this economy? Perhaps you should move to the other side of the world and eat meals in front of a computer. That’s what one South Korean woman does, making up to $9,000 a month from strangers watching her eat food.

Pope Francis Makes the Cover of Rolling Stone

When 1970s rock group Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show sang about seeing their faces on the cover of the Rolling Stone, they likely did not have a Pope in mind. Nevertheless, Pope Francis has become the first Pope in the magazine’s history to grace its cover.

Delta Made an '80s Airline Safety Video Featuring ALF

In an attempt to inject some excitement into the airline safety portion of your flight, Delta has decided to make an ‘80s-themed video telling you how to buckle your seatbelt and where to stow your carry-on luggage

Apparently NFL Cheerleaders Don’t Make Much Money

Boozed-up football fans spend about 35 percent of their time watching the game. The other 65 percent is directed toward the cheerleaders. If you’ve been to an NFL match before, you have no doubt seen the grimy old man breathing heavily while ogling the leotard-clad ladies. I know, it’s gross. But you know what's worse? These women are apparently not getting paid that much to entertain them.

Watch Bill Gates Lose To A World Chess Champ In Less Than A Minute

Bill Gates doesn’t have a lot of bad going for him. For starters, he’s the second richest person in the world, with a net worth of $67 billion. But it turns out the man has human moments like the rest of us.

Google Is Now In The Robot Business

Google continued its run towards world domination this weekend when it announced its latest acquisition, DeepMind Technologies, an artificial intelligence company. According to the company’s website, DeepMind “combine[s] the best techniques from machine learning and systems neuroscience to build general purpose learning algorithms.”

Now Your Refrigerator Can Send Spam Email

Have you heard that joke about your refrigerator running? Haha, yeah, that was a good one. But you know who didn’t find it funny? Your fridge. Now it’s getting even in the most annoying way possible: by sending you spam.

Man Wanted for Assault Shares Police Facebook Status, Gets Arrested

I sympathize with those who are unable control their Facebook urges––well, except for this numbskull, who got arrested earlier this week after sharing a FB status that called for his arrest.

Life Tip: Don’t Impersonate a Rock Star to Pay for Your Medical Bills

Today’s lesson: If you rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills, a rock star will not swoop in to save the day. Unfortunately, that didn’t stop one ambitious man from trying.

And the Most Godless City in America Is …

Are you an atheist looking for a change in scenery? You might want to consider Providence, R.I., which has just been named the most godless city in America, according to a recent study by the American Bible Society.

Bananas And Ham Hollandaise And Other Gross Foods People Used to Eat

Before the world went crazy for quinoa and grass-fed beef and anything else with the label “organic” on it, folks ate a ton junk food, because a) food science wasn’t all that sophisticated back then, and b) it was absolutely delicious––well, most of it was.

Team USA’s Opening Ceremony Uniforms Unveiled, America Reacts in Horror

Good news: Ralph Lauren has unveiled America’s Opening Ceremony uniforms for the 2014 Olympics. Bad news: People are pointing and laughing at them.

Apparently ‘70s Rock Band Supertramp Predicted 9/11

Are you a fan prog rock? Well, I don't mean to freak you out, but apparently the band Supertramp predicted 9/11. Even worse: it was right in front of our faces the entire time.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Puts on Fake Mustache, Surprises People at Gold's Gym

Arnold Schwarzenegger: actor, politician, Gold’s Gym employee. Yesterday, the “Terminator” star took another step toward Rainier Wolfcastle territory after he disguised himself as a gym instructor and surprised unsuspecting patrons during their workouts.

Watch Nancy Grace Argue With Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace, America's favorite fear-mongering news anchor, has a tendency to blow things out of proportion. Therefore, the one thing the world definitely doesn't need more of are nutso Nancy Grace highlights. However, there are always exceptions, like this clip one clever Reddit user put together.

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