It almost seems like Kim Kardashian is trolling us these days in terms of her love life. While she hasn’t publicly dated since Pete Davidson (a nine-month relationship that ended in 2022), she has been linked to some people, and she strongly hinted on The Kardashians that not only has she lied about being single but that she might be making space in her house for someone special. In the latest development, she’s even talking engagement rings!

Keep in mind, there is no man that we know of in Kim Kardashian’s life, but on The Kardashians episode “Kim and Khloé Take India” — which aired on the 2025 TV schedule on March 13 and can be streamed with a Hulu subscription — she was already thinking about a fourth marriage when she told her younger sister:

The question used to be whether or not Kim Kardashian even wanted a fourth marriage, but now we’re already thinking about ring shape?!

The SKIMS boss’ first husband came before she found fame, as she was married to Damon Thomas from 2000 to 2003. In 2013, Kardashian wed NBA player Kris Humphries and then infamously separated from him 72 days later. Finally, of course, she married Kanye West, and they had four children together before she filed for divorce in 2021.

Whoever is in charge of picking out this fourth engagement ring has quite the task ahead of them. What do you get for the woman who has everything, including three previous sparklers? Kim Kardashian listed her rings of marriages past, saying:

Her second ring came from Kris Humphries and was an 18-karat emerald cut diamond from Lorraine Schwartz. While she “would have loved a collection,” Kim Kardashian said she didn’t get to keep that ring, explaining:

Wow, it’s been over a decade since that short-lived union, and Kris Humphries is still catching strays! Kim Kardashian then noted that her cushion cut engagement ring from Kanye West was the only piece of jewelry she didn’t have with her when she was robbed in Paris, and she’s got big plans for that one. She said:

I’m not sure who the lucky guy is — or even if there is a lucky guy — but I don't envy him, if and when the time comes to get down on one knee for Kim Kardashian (and no, filming her character’s wedding for All’s Fair doesn’t count).

She was rumored to be dating NFL receiver Odell Beckham Jr., but according to reports, they may have broken up in April 2024. Given that The Kardashians episode in question came after Khloé Kardashian’s birthday party in June, I’m going to assume he’s not who she would be referring to, but without much information from Kim Kardashian herself, who can tell?

We’ll just have to keep watching to see what else she reveals on new episodes of The Kardashians each Thursday on Hulu.

Kim Kardashian’s upcoming legal drama All’s Fair from Ryan Murphy may not make it in time for the 2024 TV schedule, but that title is actually quite appropriate for where she is right now in her dating life. If all is indeed fair in love and war, the reality TV star is more about the latter these days, as she seemingly took a shot at ex-husband Kris Humphries — the man on the other side of that infamous 72-day marriage — during a recent interview. Apparently Kardashian's kids know the kind of man they want her to date, and it’s a well she’s dipped into before.

During a segment of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Kim Kardashian gave an update on her dating life, saying things are pretty quiet right now, much to the chagrin of her children. The four kids she shares with Kanye West — North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm — would love their mom to find a man, and they’re apparently pretty opinionated. Kardashian said:

As much as I love this subtle dig at Kim Kardashian’s second husband Kris Humpthries, it’s good to know that 8-year-old Saint West hasn’t been Googling his mom’s past relationships. Otherwise he’d know exactly how well dating an NBA player went for his mother the first time around. The American Horror Story star married Humphries in 2011, but that relationship crashed and burned spectacularly in front of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras less than three months after they said “I do.”

The Kardashian-Jenner family members — Khloé Kardashian and Kendall Jenner specifically — have a history of dating professional basketball players, but that’s not the only pool that the Kimye kids will accept for their mother. Kim Kardashian continued:

It’s super cute that Kim Kardashian’s children are supportive of her finding love again, especially with their dad, Kanye West, approaching his second anniversary with Bianca Censori in a few months. Kardashian hasn’t publicly dated anyone since Pete Davidson in 2022, though she was rumored to be with NFL wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. earlier this year.

When it comes to love, though, it sounds like Kim Kardashian is more focused on breakups these days, at least for her upcoming series All’s Fair (which will be available in 2025 with a Hulu subscription), where she will play a high-powered divorce attorney. With three divorces under her belt, it’s a topic she’s pretty familiar with, so one can see why she might not be looking to do that again anytime soon.

If that potential fourth marriage does ever come with a pro player, hopefully it lasts longer than her last foray into the NBA.

After scoring her first big acting role on American Horror Story: Delicate last September, Kim Kardashian has continued her foray into Hollywood, signing on to executive produce and star in a couple of movies. As for what’s next on the small screen, her next character may tap into a subject she knows a little bit about — divorce court. While talking to Ryan Murphy about a new project, the thrice-divorced reality star recalled “fun moments” with her lawyer amid her split from Kanye West, including telling her: “Don’t ever let me do this again.”

On the May 30 episode of The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner sat down with American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy about a new series that would see Kardashian playing the “best, most expensive divorce lawyer," Murphy said, as he mused that clients probably get very close to their attorneys and “tell them everything.” The SKIMS boss agreed, recalling her experiences with famed divorce lawyer Laura Wasser. She said: 

Laura Wasser has represented Kim Kardashian in two of her three divorces, most recently with Kanye West — finalizing a settlement nearly two years after Kardashian initially filed to end the seven-year marriage — and before that Kardashian’s infamous 72-day marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries. The reality star was also married to Damon Thomas from 2000 to 2003, before she got famous on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.  

The series that Kim Kardashian and Ryan Murphy discussed on the episode “Get It Together” received a series commitment from Hulu in December, per Variety, (this season of The Kardashians was filmed about eight months ago) but there’s not a lot of information as of yet. Kardashian called it “on brand” that her character would be the head of an all-female law firm, and Murphy loved the idea of her being able to say, “Not only am I a lawyer, but I play one on TV!”

It sounds like Kim Kardashian might be able to pull from her personal experiences with Laura Wasser — who has represented everyone from Britney Spears to Kevin Costner to Johnny Depp — especially since the two have been able to find the humor in an otherwise unpleasant situation. It wouldn’t be surprising to see Kardashian getting involved when it comes to plot, either, given how hands-on she’s apparently been on other upcoming projects. 

In November 2023, Kim Kardashian signed on to the female-driven comedy The 5th Wheel. She is set to star in the Netflix movie and executive produce alongside Girls5eva’s Paula Pell, who will pen the script with Janine Brito. In March it was announced Kardashian is also attached to an as-yet-untitled thriller from Amazon MGM that was written by Natalie Krinsky 

Kim Kardashian certainly has a lot of irons in the fire, but for now fans can continue to see her on new episodes of The Kardashians each Thursday with their Hulu subscription. 

The Kardashian sisters have been really famous for a really long time at this point. And while they’ve moved beyond their Keeping Up with the Kardashian roots to spearhead a new reality show and outside projects such as Kim’s infamous SKIMS line and Kourtney’s popular Poosh lifestyle brand, every now and again one of the sisters will remind us of their cable-oriented origins, as evidenced by a recent “there are people that are dying” post.

In fact, the new Mrs. Barker recently shared what seemed to be an innocuous post on her Instagram Story talking about making your own nut milk. Eagle-eyed fans who have been following the franchise for a long time caught the funnier portion of the image, which calls out her sister Kim Kardashian for one of the most viral moments on the family’s original show. Take a look. 

You see the “Kim, there are people that are dying napkin?” There is context for this. 

KUWTK’s Infamous “Kim, There’s People That Are Dying” Episode

You probably recall the moment, as it has lived on in infamy in the time since. Kim and her family were enjoying one of their many tropical vacations when she was thrown into the ocean by her then-fiancé Kris Humphries. She was giggling and having fun until she realized the splash knocked out her $75,000 dollar earring and then she was in freakout mode. Like literal, on-camera sob fest. 

Humphries optimistically believed they’d find the earring, though a hysterical Kim countered, ‘We’re not going to find it in the ocean!’ Kris Jenner was a little more kind as her daughter waxed on about how she “worked really hard” to afford the pricy earrings, but Kourtney was not. having. it. She calmly told her sister, “Kim, there’s people that are dying.” If you’ve never caught the KUWTK clip, it’s a classic, but really all you need is Kim’s face during this episode to get why it has lived on in infamy in the years since. 

Kourtney Kardashian actually busted these napkins out once before at her 40th birthday party back in 2019. Another napkin that ran around at the time read “most interesting to look at.” Again, that one was for diehard fans, as one time Kim told Kourtney to her face that she was “least interesting to look at.” She may have been the one to talk about the "toxic environment" surrounding KUWTK, but in this case the eldest clan sister got her clapback, or “klapback” at her sister years later. We'll have to wait and see if these make an appearance on the ladies' new reality show, which premiered Season 2 on September 22. 

While these napkins are custom, you can purchase tees with the phrase on them. Or my favorite, a coffee mug.  

Before there was Kanye and Kim, there was Kim and Kris. Between 2011 and 2013, Kim Kardashian West was married to former professional basketball player Kris Humphries, who played with the Atlanta Hawks and several other teams during his tenure on the court. And compared to Kim's current husband, Humphries doesn't keep himself in the public eye quite as often. The details of his short-lived marriage weren't as well-known from his perspective. But now they've each moved on by now, Kris Humphries feels comfortable coming forward with his side of the story.

In the article Kris Humphries penned for The Players' Tribute, the basketball player discussed his short-lived marriage to Kim Kardashian West, which wasn't necessarily a secret given that it was covered on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. But the professional athlete wanted to address criticisms made against him saying that his marriage was fraudulent and only for show. Humphries claims that, while it wasn't ultimately a successful marriage, it was a real one. And while it "sucks" that it didn't ultimately work out for the couple, Kris Humphries claims it wasn't fake.

While the autobiographical article was meant to discuss Kris Humphries' career and his announcement that he was retiring from the NBA, it was ultimately his introspective and clarifying comments about his high-profile marriage to Kim Kardashian West that got the most notice. The basketball player admits that, away from his accomplishments as an athlete, he's often known and semi-recognized in the public eye as "That Guy" or, more explicitly, "That Fucking Guy" due to his previous marriage to Kim Kardashian. And while that's "brutal," Humphries has learned to work past these insecurities and hopefully move on as best as he can.

Kris Humphries admits that he should've known what he was getting into when he got into such a media-friendly marriage with a major celebrity, but he wasn't thinking about the bigger picture stuff at the time since he was young and "naive." But the public nature of their relationship did hinder his life after he signed the divorce papers, and Humphries claims he wasn't able to live out his life in a normal fashion for a span of time due to the high profile nature of this relationship.

Now that Kim Kardashian West is married with children with Kanye West, who is often getting into his own controversies at a regular clip, Kris Humphries doesn't need to be known as simply the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian West. And while he will be known by that distinction by a few people in the public eye, he took this moment to also reflect upon his professional accomplishments as he called it quits on the basketball court. It can be hard to say goodbye, but in the process of reflecting back on his life and career, Humphries felt it was important to provide his perspective on what might arguably be the most famous chapter of his life.

The 2011 marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries lasted 72 days. Evidently, it took longer for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians celebrity to put the ordeal of the divorce behind her. However, it sounds as though she has finally made sense of what happened. With plenty of time between then and now, Kardashian has opened up about how she knew the marriage was doomed almost as soon as she said, "I do." In an interview, the 36-year-old reality television personality explained,

Kim Kardashian assessment that something about reaching birthday milestones compels people to want to make big life decisions has been proven by other celebs. Still, it is interesting to hear a Hollywood figure as famous as Kardashian talk about the matter in the frank way she did on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Wanting to gather a sense of purpose and direction seems like a fairly common human desire. Perhaps the most damaging aspect of the situation was that Kardashian seemed to drag Kris Humphries through the mud to reach the realization that marrying him was wrong for her. You can check out more from the interview here:

Not long after Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries married, E! aired a two-part special chronicling the preparation for the wedding and the ceremony itself. However, mere weeks after the special aired, the marriage was over. With the world as the stage for the wedding and divorce, Kardashian took heat from critics who immediately lambasted her as a fraud. Many media outlets questioned if the entire marriage had been nothing more than a ploy to promote the Kardashian brand. There was even a popular petition to remove the Kardashians from television.

Of course, it appears Kim Kardashian came out on top of that situation. Still, the way Kardashian speaks makes it sound like she did a lot of soul-searching in the aftermath of the divorce. Now Kardashian can look back on the marriage to Kris Humphries as a misstep, as these days, Kim Kardashian is married to rapper Kanye West, with whom she shares a four-year-old daughter, North West, and a one-year-old son, Saint West. Kardashian and West seem like the perfect match for each other in that they are both at the pinnacle of celebrity and have some complex obsessions with fame. Plus, they genuinely seem to love each other and enjoy growing their family. Perhaps everything happens for a reason.

The last remnant of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ disastrous relationship has been packaged and sold to the highest bidder. This morning, legendary auction house Christie’s put the reality star’s engagement ring on the block as per the wishes of her ex-husband, and surprisingly, more than a few people raised their bidding doodads in an attempt to bring the cursed stone into their own homes.

According to US Magazine, Humphries claims the ring was worth about $2 million when he first bought it. There are more than a few people who doubt that price point, but regardless, all the publicity surrounding the ring still wasn’t enough to get anywhere close to that total. The unidentified winner secured the victory with a bid of $620,000, which translates to just under $750,000 once all the auction house fees are added in.

The general public will never let Kim and Kris live down their seventy-two day marriage. Not only did they turn the ceremony into a reality television event, they somehow dragged out the divorce for more than a year, which is exponentially longer than they were married. By the time they actually signed the damn paperwork, she was pregnant with Kanye West’s baby.

Humphries claims he’s going to give a percentage of this money to an undisclosed charity but exactly what that charity might be or how much money of his $620,000 haul he might fork over is unclear. Regardless, with the big man now buried on the Boston Celtics (who will suck), there’s every reason to hope we won’t be hearing much from him over the next few years.

I still have no idea why anyone would want to own this symbol of failure, but if the anonymous bidder ever steps forward and explains why he or she felt the need to pony up the money, we’ll make sure to bring you that no doubt weird and uncomfortable story.

After eighteen months of dragging his heels, requesting divorce court delays and making his lawyer grill his estranged wife Kim Kardashian on a bunch of nonsense, Kris Humphries is now officially divorced and once again “happy” to be able to have a carefree “good time”. After all, it must have been pretty stressful to deal with all that self-created drama he put himself through by refusing to sign divorce papers when they were first drafted eighteen months ago.

In an interview with US Weekly, Humphries also admitted he’s not currently dating anyone important and is trying to focus his efforts on working out and improving his basketball game. That’s probably good policy considering his year to year scoring average fell off a cliff last season, as evidenced in the following chart, pictured courtesy of ESPN…

This is what people don’t understand about going to court. Wrestling more money out of an estranged spouse or potentially winning a lawsuit might sound like things that would make a person happy, but the incredible stress associated with such legal action can often bleed into every other aspect of a person’s life. The Nets paid Humphries $12 million last year, and during the playoffs, he didn’t even average 12 minutes a game. Consequently, it’s not surprising he’s beyond happy to be done with this wretched legal action. That being said, it’s still hard to feel any sympathy for him considering Kim wanted to amicably part immediately, and he dug his heels in like a pissed off fifth grader hellbent on making sure recess is ruined for every last person.

With Kim now preggers and ready to settle down with new boyfriend Kanye West and Humphries still career-focused and not looking for a girlfriend, it’s very clear these former spouses went in exact opposite directions. Hopefully, with time to reflect, both parties will remain happy with the varying fork they chose.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally making real progress on their divorce. A little more than a month ago, a judge decided the trial will finally begin on May 6, and earlier this week, Kim finally sat down with her soon-to-be ex-husband’s lawyers for her deposition.

That might make it sound like Kim has been the one delaying the divorce for more than a year, but actually, it’s the other way around. Humphries has been trying to drag out the process as long as possible, while Kim has desperately been trying to move things along so she doesn’t have Kanye West’s baby while legally hitched to another dude.

This week’s deposition happened in private, but sources close to the situation told TMZ Kim made it very clear that she loved Kris when she accepted his marriage proposal and didn’t do so simply to increase ratings on her popular reality show. Attorneys for Humphries have been trying to prove Kim defrauded their client by entering into a marriage she wasn’t invested in. That would allow the prenuptial agreement to be voided and Kris to sue for more assets. Unfortunately for him, Kim’s steadfast denials certainly won’t help him prove that, and since he has an uphill battle as is, I wouldn’t hold my breath that he walks away with anything close to what he wants.

We’ll keep you updated as these two keep squabbling.

We typically think of evidence and testimony as either being in favor of one party or another, but during a recent deposition given by a producer of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Humphries actually won a huge victory and was dealt a stunning blow all in the answer to one question. For months, the NBA player has been trying to have his marriage annulled on the grounds that ex Kim Kardashian engineered the whole thing out of ratings instead of love. In said deposition, the producer admits Kris’ marriage proposal was reshot for the cameras because Kim was so shocked she only muttered a “yes”.

On the one hand, that’s just the type of admission Humphries needs to prove Kim makes personal life decisions based on how they might look for the camera. Unfortunately, this story also illustrates that a) Kris was fully aware of these reshoots before he entered into the marriage and b) Kim was genuinely surprised by the marriage proposal and didn’t engineer anything ahead of time. Considering how hard it is to get an annulment based on fraud, these win-some-lose-some depositions won’t get Humphries over the hump. He can’t just trade blows. He needs outright victories to even have a chance.

The deposition was acquired by Life & Style, and in it, producer Russell Jay also admits a conversation Kim had with her mother about whether or not to leave Kris was actually shot after she’d already filed the paperwork. As with everything above, it’s evidence for how loose Keeping Up With The Kardashians is with the reality aspect, but it doesn’t necessarily prove Kim is an unfeeling sociopath only interested in ratings.

After more than a year of squabbling, Kim and Kris’ divorce trial is finally scheduled to begin on May 6. For Kris’ sake, I hope he comes up with some legitimate evidence before that date, or he could be looking at a situation far more embarrassing than that herpes accusation.

Given Kris Humphries’ desire to make his divorce from Kim Kardashian drag out as long as possible, you would think a judge ruling the trial won’t start until May would be a big victory, but actually, the date is a win for his eventually-to-be ex-wife. Humphries was hoping to delay the proceedings even longer until at least the middle of the summer, but the judge got sick of all his excuses and decided to let things move a little faster.

If it was up to Kim, the trial probably would have started on Monday, but according to TMZ, the first chunk of available dates wasn’t until May 6. The proceedings are expected to last around five days, though given all the twists and turns we’ve already seen, it wouldn’t be a shock if it was over in an hour or took an entire month.

E! Online estimates both parties will call between three and five witnesses to testify as to whether the relationship should end in a divorce or be officially stricken from the records with an annulment. If Humphries is able to secure the annulment, that would invalidate the prenuptial agreement and allow him to sue, but as of yet, he hasn’t announced whether he will follow through on such a plan if the judge eventually rules in his favor.

Kim has said all along that she wants to get this matter taken care of by the time she gives birth. If everything progresses at the beginning of May, it’s possible that could happen, but with any more delays, she will have Kanye West’s baby while still legally tethered to Humphries.

For the last year and a half, Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian and their respective attorneys have battled it out in court over whether the reality star ever loved her soon-to-be ex-husband, whether he should be entitled to any money and whether they should officially divorce or annul the marriage. Laughably, they’re not any closer to straightening the mess out than they’ve ever been, and now, Humphries is going to have to find a new attorney.

According to TMZ, Kris’ longtime attorney Marshall Waller recently informed the judge in the divorce case that he’s parting ways with his client over what he calls an “irremediable breakdown” in their relationship. He didn’t specify exactly what severed the connection, but assumedly, he got sick of Humphries repeatedly asking him to delay the proceedings as long as possible even though Kim kindly asked they get it over with before she gives birth.

Reaction to Waller’s decision has been pretty mixed. Some observers think it was about time for someone to stand up to the NBA player and make it clear he was acting like a complete douche bag. Others, however, think Waller really failed his client by not simply following through on his wishes. It’s not as if Kris wasn’t paying his bills, and since he signed up to represent him, maybe he should have continued with him no matter what.

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More than a year after calling the marriage off, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries still aren’t any closer to settling their divorce, and if attorneys for the reality star are to be believed, it’s because the basketball player has no interest in actually severing the knot binding himself and his estranged wife. In fact, his attorneys recently deposed Kim's new boyfriend Kanye West, but hilariously, they haven’t actually gotten around to deposing her.

According to TMZ, Kardashian’s attorney Laura Wasser went to court today and asked the judge to end the “fishing expedition” Humphries has been on for the last year. He’s currently trying to fight the prenuptial agreement the two parties signed prior to their pathetic seventy-two day marriage, and she wants all of the delays and all of the bullshit to end immediately.

Over the past year, Humphries has watched his reputation sink to unfathomable lows, and every single day he kicks his heels on this divorce, the worse he actually looks. Why the hell would you want to stay married to someone it failed so spectacularly with? He can’t honestly think he deserves even a single cent of her money when he couldn’t even last three months. At this point, his own goal seems to be to piss her off, which is pathetic and juvenile.

A court date has been set for February 15. Here’s to hoping that will finally prove to be the beginning of the end for this stupid relationship.

Kris Humphries’ long, slow public relations nightmare seems poised to continue indefinitely. His stupid attempt to have his incredibly famous marriage annulled isn’t anywhere close to the finish line, and now, he’s been hit with a lawsuit for, of all things, allegedly giving some random chick herpes.

According to TMZ, the plaintiff is a woman named Kayla Goldberg, and she wants Humphries held responsible for not informing her about his condition. Her lawsuit alleges the two met first met at the Newsroom Café in Los Angeles two summers ago. After hitting it off pretty well, they allegedly swapped numbers and met up later that night at Trousdale on the Sunset Strip. If her story is to be believed, dancing led to kissing which led to foreplay which led to multiple rounds of hotel sex, both with a condom and without.

About a week later, Kayla woke up to body aches, vaginal irritation, a fever and several other symptoms. She was diagnosed with herpes shortly thereafter and then proceeded to wait two years before filing a lawsuit. You know, because that’s what people do.

Plenty about this lawsuit sounds really shady, but considering most people are willing to embrace any reason to hate Humphries, I wouldn’t bet against Kayla in a jury trial. Not surprisingly, the NBA player hasn’t publically commented on the matter, but when he does, we’ll be sure to bring you his response.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may have hilariously begun the process of severing ties after only seventy-two days of marital bliss, but thanks to their divorce proceedings being stretched out to truly stupid lengths, their marriage has now officially lasted a year in the eyes of the law. So, raise your glasses and join me in a toast to the two reality stars who have bizarrely used hatred to extend their union.

On August 20th of last year, Kim and Kris were wed in a lavish ceremony filmed for a special episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Numerous celebrities were on hand for the nuptials, and while many in the media joked about the impending union, I’m not sure any suspected it would end prior to the three-month mark. Spoiler alert: it did.

Given her passion for self-publicity, many blamed Kim for the disaster initially, but after Humphries gave more interviews and spent more time in front of the camera, the world started turning against him. The NBA player was booed at opposing arenas and even filmed a Funny Or Die video about embracing the negativity.

Regardless of who really sunk this battleship, there’s an outside chance both could wind up making it to the two-year mark. Kim has been desperately trying to get Kris to sign divorce papers for months, but he won’t do so, depending on what day he’s asked, either because she committed fraud by marrying him or because he’s too religious. Either way, his lawyers keep pushing everything back, and there’s no end in sight.

Here’s to hoping I don’t have to write an article just like this one year from now.

Kris Humphries reportedly tried to get a little sneaky in his ongoing divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, but like just about everything else he’s tried over the past year, his plan failed miserably. Attorneys for the NBA star have been trying to talk to Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kanye West for months. After repeated failures, they hired someone to dress up like a delivery man and bring a deposition request hidden in a Nordstrom box to the reality star’s house in hopes West would be there. Unfortunately, Kim saw through the ruse and told West not to come to the door.

No doubt Kim was pleased to have another reason to stick it up Kris’ ass, but unfortunately, not letting her new boyfriend get served will likely drag the divorce proceedings out even longer. Humphries has been doing everything in his power to tease the case out, while Kim has been trying to move things along. The soon-to-be ex-husband argues he needs time to prove the marriage was a fraud. The soon-to-be ex-wife argues they were only married for seventy-two days and should just move the hell on as quickly as possible.

Not surprisingly, most people seem to be buying her argument, but that hasn’t stopped Kris from pushing forward with his plan to make this last as long as possible. According to The New York Daily News, his attorneys are now demanding all documents related to Kim’s reality show, which, of course, they’ll almost certainly never get.

Expect this to take at least another six months, minimum.

Kim Kardashian might spend an inordinate amount of time on her appearance and drumming up publicity, but that doesn’t mean she’s spending hours thinking about where her relationship with Kanye West might go. At least that’s the story she stuck to during last night’s interview with Oprah Winfrey. The reality star stopped by OWN’s Next Chapter to dish on the current state of her life in the second part of her sitdown chat with the popular host, and not surprisingly, her current relationship was one of the first items on the agenda.

Despite not even being divorced from her husband Kris Humphries, Kardashian has entered into a very public relationship with the hip-hop star. She recently purchased her new man a lambourghini, and by all accounts, the relationship is getting very serious very quickly. Rumors have even been floating around that the two are planning to move in together, but Kim denied those whispers as quickly as she did the marriage talk.

I have no idea where Kim and Kanye might go from here, but it seems very clear the reality star is stoked to have someone who understands the constant attention she receives. West too is bombarded by fans and cameras wherever he goes, and that was something her soon-to-be ex-husband was never going to understand.

In related news, Humphries is scheduled to meet with Kim’s lawyers today; so, if we get news on how that goes, we’ll bring it to you.

Americans typically can’t agree on anything, but at some point following Kim Kardashian’s disastrous marriage, we all collectively decided Kris Humphries was a d-bag. Totally natural and almost touching in a way, Americans old, young, black and white all looked at their televisions and collectively said, “That guy fucking sucks.”

For awhile, Kris Humphries’ response was to try and win us back. He appeared on various talk shows, gave interviews about his parents and generally tried to scientifically prove he wasn’t a douche bag. Unfortunately, that didn’t work; so, now he’s on to plan B: admitting everyone hates him and trying to play it off for a laugh.

In a new video for “Funny Or Die”, the Nets rebounder meets with marketing executives who convince him to channel his inner douche as a way to make money. Take a look at the clip below…

Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Kris Humphries

I can’t figure out whether this video has actually convinced me to hate Kris Humphries any less, but nonetheless, I would play the shit out of that dick kicking video game, even if I knew the profits were heading straight into his wallet. I guess that’s high praise.