"I paid a hobo to spoon me."
When Anchorman 2 begins, Ron is down in the dumps. He has lost his job, his wife, and his son. Drunk on Scotch, he hosts tour shows back in Sea World. To let us know how far he has fallen, he tells kids and families about his activities the night before. Someone needs to rent Blackfish for Burgundy, so he can get the hell out of Dodge!

"Chicken of the cave."
Ron isn’t the only one who has fallen on hard times. Ex-sportscaster Champ Kind (David Koechner) can’t make ends meet at his fast-food franchise without cutting a few corners. The next time you are sitting down to dinner and your meal is – well, let’s just say "less than desirable" – bust out this quote to get your companions cracking up. "Chicken of the railyard" is also acceptable.

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