The Worst Escape Ever
After Major Cage meets Sergeant Rita Vrataski (Emily Blunt) on the battlefield, she tells him to come find her when he wakes up. This is a nice gesture, but unfortunately, it’s far more difficult than it appears. He starts every morning in handcuffs and has to somehow escape the clutches of Master Sergeant Farell (Bill Paxton). So, after getting himself intentionally punished for insubordination, he tries to roll through traffic as a means to quietly sneak away. It’s a brilliant plan, but the first time through, he promptly mistimes his roll and gets demolished by a car, leading the bewildered Sergeant to yell out in utter confusion as Cage dies in the middle of the road.

This one just gets funnier the more you think about it because it would seem so absurd to anyone watching. Cage has been labeled a deserter. So, everyone is on the lookout for him to try and talk his way out of landing on the Beach, but to simply roll over and end it all impulsively in traffic has to be ten steps further than anyone thought he would go.

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