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Robert Rodriguez’s Machete may have hired a celebutard. Lindsay Lohan made a vague allusion to being cast in the film over the weekend when she tweeted “something was made official today!!!!!!!!!” followed by a link to Machete’s IMDB page.

I can see it. Why not Lindsay Lohan? The movie’s a borderline, direct to video, grindhouse flick (and I mean that as a positive) anyway and that’s exactly the place you’d expect a cast off starlet to bottom out. Let her scream her way through Machete, maybe it’ll even turn things around for her.

In case you’ve somehow missed it, here’s the NSFW Machete trailer on which the movie will be based:

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