Sitting in my fridge right now are two IV bags full of blood. I’ve received one in the mail, once a day for the past two days. Accompanying each bag was a single straw and on the packaging the words “From the director of Old Boy THIRST.” I haven’t quite worked up the courage to taste it yet, but should a third bag show up tomorrow I suppose I’d better start drinking lest I run out of fridge space.

So Thirst is an Asian vampire movie and with all the creepy beverages showing up on my doorstep, they have me expecting gore. Except there’s this… a brand new clip from the film which, not only contains no blood but also no gore, action, or violence of any kind. Instead it’s simply a creepy priest, hitting on a hot school girl. Thirst is sending me mixed messages. Will it be blood or brains? Maybe it's so good that it's a little bit of both. Watch the clip:

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