Season of the Witch (2011)

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After a much-needed holiday hiatus, This Rotten Week is here to set you straight on all the new movies while educating you on all things Tomatometer. This is a slow week with only Nicholas Cage heading back to 14th century England to battle a witch

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Those of you bursting at the seams with excitement to see Nic Cage sporting a bad wig and spouting horrible medieval dialogue, prepare yourselves for some disappointment. Lionsgate has decided to push Season of the Witch

Just when you thought Nic Cage’s new medieval supernatural thriller Season of the Witch couldn’t possibly look any more ridiculous, there’s these: New Season of the Witch images

I guess when you put a weird wig on Nic Cage you might as well really take advantage of it. Not only is he looking entirely silly in The Sorcerer's Apprentice, he's looking doubly silly endlessly frozen in scowl-mode in this new Season of the Witch poster

It all looks about a step or two above a Uwe Boll movie, with maybe slightly better special effects, and Cage's presence does nothing to convince me it'll be any better than that. Check out the trailer for yourself below

This trailer for Season of the Witch popped up over at IGN and it is the definition of teaser. Clocking in at only 27 seconds, it tricks you into thinking it's going to be good by flashing to white a lot and showing you a dirty, medievaled out Nic Cage