• The Polar Express details

The Polar Express Synopsis

I think we can all agree that the best way to describe The Polar Express is: Creepy. They claim to be going for something photorealistic, but the characters look like hollow puppets animated by some dark power of the devil. Hearing Tom Hanks voice coming out of a puppet-like thing that LOOKS exactly like Tom Hanks is freakish, and not the least bit entertaining.

Robert Zemeckis has described the film as being like a painting, a beautiful work of art full of color and imagery, but I just don’t see it. It scares me more than anything and I can’t imagine spending two hours trapped with these bizarre looking characters on a tiny, mildly magical train. In fact I think I had a nightmare like that once. This’ll probably give your kids similar ones. Their quest for photorealism looks like it may have fallen completely flat.
More Info from BNN
Trailer Express [TRAILER A]

Headlines

How Star Trek: Discovery Will Introduce New Technology Despite Being A Prequel
What Michael Rooker Will Miss The Most About Doing Guardians Of The Galaxy Movies

Hot Topics

New Reviews

Dunkirk Review
Wish Upon Review
Girls Trip Review

Top Movies

New Game Of Thrones Trailer Reveals The Meeting We've All Been Waiting For
This Rotten Week: Predicting Atomic Blonde And The Emoji Movie Reviews
Game Of Thrones Just Revealed One Character's True Colors
The Awesome Way Gotham Is Bringing Scarecrow Back For Season 4
Marvel Reveals More Details On Hulk's Disappearance After Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Why Supergirl Is Giving Up Her Kara Danvers Persona In Season 3, According To Melissa Benoist
Sundance Hit Patti Cake$ Shares Exclusive Images Ahead Of Its Release
The Guardians Of The Galaxy Animated Show Will Include A Major Disneyland Tie-In
The Hardest Thing About Playing Porky Pig, According To Bob Bergen
Big Brother 19 Live Feed Spoilers: Who Won The Veto And Will It Be Used?
Transformers 5: What We Know About The Last Knight
Avatar 2: What We Know So Far
Thor: Ragnarok
Gateway Blend ©copyright 2017