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Dedication is, by and large, a good thing. The ability to see things through to the finish is a strong character trait to have. However, there are things that don’t need to be completed. Also, there are times when it’s okay if circumstances prevent you from completing your...task. For example, if you’re watching a dirty movie and the building is on fire, it’s totally fine to leave that movie unfinished.
Such is the story of the dedicated patron of a sex shop in Germany who was enjoying a private screening of Throbbin' Hood, which isn’t even a creatively titled parody, so much that he insisted upon finishing it even while the building he was in burned down around him. You might think that maybe he was so...engaged that maybe he didn’t realize the building was on fire. That would at least make some sense, even if it was more than a little sad. Unfortunately, that was not at all the case. According to the Daily Mail, the unnamed man could be heard coughing in the room as smoke began to fill it, so he was certainly aware of what was going on.
Still, he really wanted to finish his movie. Eventually, firefighters resorted to banging on the door in order to get him to come out. We assume he did so to tell them they were being distracting. Unless? Do you think this movie actually had a deeply engaging plot and he wanted to see how it ended? Has the one well-written porn movie been discovered? We’re pretty sure that’s not the case.
Even as he was being literally dragged out of the building the man could be heard complaining that he’d spent 7.50 Euros (about $8) and hadn’t finished. Or more accurately, he hadn’t finished yet, as he was described as being in a "state of high sexual arousal" when found. The gentleman was then separated even further from his movie because he had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for smoke inhalation.
The biggest problem here is that the shop in question is located in an area of Hamburg, Germany known as the "square mile of sin." There are a lot of sex shops in the area. While we can sympathize with this guy who spend money and then did not see the full ...return on his investment, when the building catches fire, just do yourself a favor and let that money go, walk down the block and find another shop. They probably have mostly the same movie collection. You could even try explaining that you’ve already seen part of it, maybe they’ll give you a discount. If you really need to finish the movie, it can be done. Please find another way. Safety first.