It’s never a good thing when a bunch of fans with bootleg copies of Photoshop come up with better promotional materials for your movie than you do. But that’s exactly where George Lucas finds himself tonight with the release of the first official (and very disappointing) Star Wars Episode III: Return of the Sith teaser poster.

It features Anakin peeping out from behind the much more cinematic Darth Vader like a shy little school girl about to go out on a first date. He’s sporting the same scar as Locke on TV’s best show ever, “Lost”, so we know that Anakin probably watches a lot of television. This makes sense, since television rots your brain, and brain rot probably leads to the dark side. Hm.

Is it just me or does Darth Vader look fat? Scroll down to the bottom of this page for a bigger version of the poster.

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