Back in the 80 when those horrible Cabbage Patch Kids were the big craze, they got a TV special. But they at least had the sense to keep it short and use cheap animation. Sean McNamara has lot his ever loving mind, because he's making an actual movie out of those equally horrible little Bratz characters. Not just a movie, but a live action movie of all things and unless he has some sort of a miracle script the movie's existence should be enough to guarantee him a permanent hot seat in bad moviemaker hell, right next to Uwe Boll.

If you don't know what "Bratz" are, the picture posted with this article might help jog your memory Basically, they're slutty, big-eyed, big-lipped dolls with a sassy attitude. Production Weekly says the script being written about them by John Dolittle will follow 4 teenage Bratz from different backgrounds named Yasmin, Sasha, Cloe, and Jade. They bond and learn the meaning of real friendship over the ups and downs of adolescent life in high school. It's kind of like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants if the pants were a miniskirt worn without undergarments.

Sadly, this is familiar territory for McNamara. He once made a television show out of the Dance Revolution videogame. He directed 3 Ninjas: High Noon. Basically if you're digging through a dumpster full of bad kids' DVDs there's a good chance you might find his name on it. It's times like these that I'm glad I'm not a parent.

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