You don’t want to read this. The guys over at TFW2005 have what could be a massive Transformers 2 spoiler, regarding the casting of Isabel Lucas in the film. So stop reading if you’re not interested in having the movie ruined for you.

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In Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Isabel Lucas plays a character named Alice. TFW claims Alice is a Pretender. What is a Pretender? A pretender is a Transformer disguised as a human, in this case disguised as a very sexy human female. On the outside she’s a babe, on the inside she’s a robot which may look something like the hybrid Frenzy design from the first movie.

Here’s where it gets a little kinky. Alice has an arm which turns into an energy weapon, “a long tongue”, and a “scanning tentacle”. Japanese porn anyone?