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Material Girls - Review

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Length: 98 min
Rated: PG
Distributor: MGM
Release Date:  2006-08-18

Starring: Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston, Brent Spiner, Lukas Haas, Joanne Baron, Natalie Lander, Colleen Camp, Beckie King

Directed by Martha Coolidge
Produced by Susan Duff, David Faigenblum, Milton Kim, Eva LaDue, Mark Morgan, Guy Oseary, Tim Wesley
Written by John Quaintance, Jessica O'Toole, Amy Rardin

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Reviewed by Rafe Telsch : 2006-08-18 22:24:33
The amount of time it takes Hilary and Haylie Duff to bust out in a rendition of Madonna’s top-40 song that shares the name of their latest movie: 2 seconds. The amount of time it took for me to wish I was seeing another movie: 2 minutes after that. The amount of time it took for me to wish I was seeing another movie after I decided to give Material Girls the benefit of the doubt: another 2 minutes. If you think that’s amazing, imagine that the movie goes on for over an hour and a half, but sadly nothing really changes beyond those first four minutes. Now imagine how many times I wish I was watching just about anything else over that hour and a half.

Material Girls stars actor/singer sisters Hilary and Haylie Duff as (surprise!) sisters. Instead of actors or musicians, the two play heiresses to a cosmetic fortune built by their father who worked hard to create products that would help women look beautiful without damaging their skin, but sadly died two years ago. From him Tanzie Marchetta (Hilary) got brains and a chemical know how and Ava Marchetta (Haylie) got presentation skills and an unbeatable fashion sense. Actually, she probably acquired those from her briefly mentioned model of a mother, but since the movie largely ignores her we’ll do the same and say it came from her father, who is mentioned at least every five minutes of the movie.

Those constant mentions provide a dual purpose. One, they remind us these young girls have lost someone important to them; something that is driven home.as Tanzie watches a two year old video on her TiVo that featured her father. Secondly, it’s an important plot device because, while the Marchetta sisters may be pretty and stylish, they have none of their father’s business sense, and the makeup business he left them has slowly been dwindling down under the care of his friend Tommy (Brent Spiner) until it’s gotten to a point where the competition (Anjelica Huston) is putting in a bid to purchase the Marchetta company. As the sisters await the offer from the competition, a scandal breaks out, lowering the value of their company even further, defaming their father’s good name and freezing their assets.

Frozen assets are not something these girls can handle. They seem to come from the Paris Hilton school of vacuousness, where material possessions and status are all that’s important (hence the name Material Girls). Without money, they no longer have that status and are forced to root through bags of their own clothes from previous fashion seasons they had given their housekeeper in order to even have something to wear (oh, horror!). This mentality of placing importance only on material goods strikes me as a bit ironic for the characters, considering that the Duff sisters, unlike Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or the Olsen twins, have largely managed to avoid being placed in that same category of egocentric behavior. Instead of playing good role models like the image they’ve maintained for the most part in life, the sisters focus instead on characters who feel like castoffs from “Sex and the City”, particularly appropriate since that was one of director Martha Coolidge’s more recent gigs.

The idea of self-absorbed characters hitting bottom when their resources suddenly dry up is nothing new. After all, the riches to rags story has been the plot of previous comedies ranging from the successful Trading Places to the less impressive Maid to Order. However, Material Girls does something new with the material: the characters never really learn a lesson through having to face their shortcomings. Instead the girls continue their materialistic tendencies and egocentric ways until the bitter end, which, of course, can’t be too bitter. After all, these are the heroines of the picture and already have legions of fans they’d be disappointing if everything came out anything other than rose colored. Instead, Hilary and Haylie Duff teach their fans and everyone else that it’s okay to be self-absorbed as long as you have some skills to rely on, and the skill doesn’t even have to be acting. It certainly isn’t here.

I don’t know what disappoints me more about Material Girls. The idea that the movie loses any sort of moral lesson after forcing the audience to sit through an hour and a half of these girl’s charades that would be better suited for a made for Disney Channel movie or series, or the idea that after managing to maintain some bastion of goodness, the Duff sisters decide to glorify the other side of being a celebrity. Welcome to adulthood, Hillary and Haylie Duff. Here are your T-Mobile Sidekicks and Tabloid news stories. Leave your personalities at the door.

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  1. eden Says:

    it doesnt make since to me... i absolutely LOVED the movie as did everyone else in the theatres i was in and surprisingly it wasn't filled with 9 year olds people of all ages was there to see it. Critics dont judge based on performance they judge based on the publicity... really stop being so negatively biased.

  1. Rafe Says:

    If I based it on publicity there would be no review, because the movie has had almost no publicity whatsoever. Two out of the three on our podcast had never even heard of the movie until we got the name off the list of upcoming movies, and I've only seen one commercial for the movie and that was last night.

    I based my review on sitting through 98 minutes of a painful, self-centered movie starring two girls who, until now, knew better than to behave like this movie promotes.

    Please don't make assumptions about what critics base their reviews on. Any good critic bases their review on the movie, and only the movie. Not publicity, not events surrounding the movie (like relationships between actors), but just the movie, plain and simple.

    At the end of the day however, a review is only a critic's opinion. You are certainly entitled to disagree with that opinion, but don't pretend the critics opinion is based on something else just to make you feel better.

  1. Stuart Says:

    It's sad that some people have to resort to blaming anything and anyone else for their own guilt over liking shallow disgusting crap tht passes for some movies these days.

    Most critics review based on publicity? What the hell does that even mean, really?

  1. Nameraka Says:

    To compare the amount of publicity this movie had: Quinceanera, which does not have the kind of "high-profile" actors Material Girls does, had an actual ad in today's Los Angeles Times. An article was printed about the movie while it was being shot in January. I did not hear about this movie until shortly before opening weekend, and it was a passing comment made on the morning news. I had a little less ease than usual looking for this movie's showtimes -- there was no ad, and I didn't remember whether my local cinema belonged to AMC or Mann.

    Back to the review. You mean there was supposed to be a moral lesson? I thought this was just one those flicks one watches once...and only once.

  1. poojo Says:

    i think that people shouldnt make fun of guys in the way that they did in that movie. becaus ei went and saw it with my girlfriend and she was totally appauled! i mean really come on get a life hilary

  1. Jayci Says:

    I disagree with this review. I didn't see the movie at the theatre but I did rent it and I would pay to rent it again. I thought the movie was very good; although, obviously not made in the "real" world. The Duff sisters did a wonderful job in this movie and I am anticipating their next good movie.

  1. Kyra Says:

    I have to agree with Rafe! Me and my friends went to see the film and after about 5 minutes we were so bored we started having a popcorn fight and nearly got chucked out of the cinema - which to be quite frankwould probably been a relief (we would'nt have had to sit through the rest of the movie)!!! Now don't get me wrong i am a huge fan of Hilary Duff but i was only paying attention to the first 5 minutes after that it just repeated itself over and over again!!! So sorry Hilary and Haylie but this film gets a thumbs down from me andif you were thinking about going to see it then save yourself from boredom and go see something else!!!

  1. Matthew Johnson From Cardiff UK!!!!!! Says:

    Leave them alone !!
    this film rocks !
    i loved it and i saw it the day it was out and went AGAIN last week because i loved it so much !
    i think its such a good film and everyone should stop being so nasty about it and leave them alone!!

    cant WAIT untill the movie release DVD
    i might even go see it again (haha .. joke!)
    thanks !

    x x x x x

    EVERYONE GO SEE IT !!!!!

  1. elsy Says:

    this is a such of great film i've ever see....very will job hilary and haylie...u're very cute...and sweet too...from yr far-far away fun...

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