There are two ways to review this movie. The right way is to look at it objectively, examining how the film is put together and picking apart the script by pointing out the gaping logical gaps present in it. I’ll be reviewing the film the wrong way, as a man who was once a little boy crying because Optimus Prime was dead. Now whatever is left of that kid inside me has had a wakeup call. The movie he’s been waiting twenty years to see is finally here; Optimus Prime is back from the grave and he needs my help.
Transformers director Michael Bay has done the impossible. He’s created a wholly modern, action extravaganza while staying completely true to all the things that have ever been good about the Transformers. Alright maybe Optimus Prime didn’t need to have flames painted on him, but that’s such a minor detail in a movie with characters that are quite literally so big. Otherwise, Transformers is so much like the 80s cartoon many of us loved that it nearly forgets to be cinematic and becomes almost silly. Transformers is astoundingly goofy, but it knows it’s goofy and simply doesn’t care, which is why Bay’s film is so much giant freakin robot fun. There’s no attempt to be serious. That’s not to say the movie doesn’t try to be as real as it can be, after all the goal here is to take giant transforming robots and put them believably in our world. It attempts to seem real, but never at the expense of the essence of what the Transformers have always been. Because of that, Transformers isn’t just dorky, it’s gloriously dorky. The film absolutely revels in how completely looney this premise is, and is all the better for it.
Transformers wastes no time getting right to the incredible robot action we’re all hungering for, and rushes directly from the credits to eye-popping, rampant robot destruction. What really holds the film together though is that even when it’s knee deep in save the world, all out, brawling in the streets, giant freakin robot war, at the core of everything is the simple story of a boy and his first car. For a man, there are few things more powerful than the relationship he has with his first automobile, and it’s no different for Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf).
Once Bay wisely satiates our lust for effects sequences, he gets right to the heart of his story by taking us along with Sam and his dad as they go car shopping. Sam has worked and saved to afford a car, and is disappointed to discover that he can’t afford any better than a clunker. However, his clunker is no ordinary POS, it’s more than meets the eye. Sam’s relationship with his car, the Autobot Bumblebee is what connects this movie to the audience. The film takes the same formula that has worked so well in other car movies, and applies it to Sam and Bumbelee. In many ways, Bumblebee ends up being a lot like Herbie the Love Bug crossed with shades of Steven Spielberg’s E.T.. Sam develops a strong attachment to his beat up little Camaro, long before he discovers it’s more than four tires and a radio. When he does, because of an old war injury Bumblebee can only speak using beeps and by changing radio stations. That too works wonderfully, only deepening their relationship as Bumblebee stands up to protect Sam and the two struggle to communicate with one another. Sam’s relationship with his car is brilliantly written, even better directed, and it’s the super glue that holds this gigantic summer blockbuster tightly together when things go mad in a flurry of one-liners and special effects.
Because this is a Michael Bay film, Transformers mixes in the parallel storylines of other characters embroiled in Earth’s sudden alien robot problem. The film cuts between stories, one minute we’re following Sam as his car gets him caught up in a battle that’s way over his head, the next it’s a group of government geeks trying to decode a strange alien signal, the next a group of soldiers under attack from an unknown and evil, alien force of mechanical beings with the ability to disguise themselves as everyday items. Eventually everything collides together and the film’s three separate factions join up with the Autobots, an alien robot force for good, to kick some Decepticon butt. Still, the film is smart enough to ensure thatl Sam’s story remains at the center and heart of the film no matter how big it gets.
Just because this is a movie about a boy and his car doesn’t mean it skimps on robot action. In that way, the film plays out almost exactly like the old cartoon series. Sam, for all intents and purposes is just like the humans in the cartoon, a guy who befriends a group of alien beings known as Autobots and helps them fight the good fight against their enemies the Decepticons. One the film gets going there’s barely a frame that doesn’t have some sort of Transformer in it. That might seem like a given, but so many movies of this ilk end up going cheap on the big effects pieces, either to save on budget or in some misguided attempt to heighten the reality of what’s happening. Transformers says screw that and gives you Optimus Prime and his friends hanging out, talking, and fighting the good fight to defend mankind. Occasionally fight sequences suffer but Transformers knows you’re here to see robots thrash the hell out of each other and never shies away from laying that on thick. Bay shows his robots in perfect hero poses with blinding sunlight streaming over their shoulders and Optimus talks about loyalty, duty, and freedom like he’s just stepped off an Autobot recruiting poster. In another movie it would be ridiculous, in Transformers it’s the sort of thing you’ll feel welling up in the pit of your stomach.
If there’s any problem with the film, it’s that at 140 minutes it runs slightly long. I’m not proposing that they should have cut back on robots, but some of the movie’s more irrelevant moments involving characters other than Sam could have been truncated without much negative impact. That’s not to say they aren’t entertaining, when the movie’s not wowing you with spectacle it’s pretty good at being flat out funny. At 140 minutes though, Bay could have dropped a few things. Jon Voight has far too many lines, Anthony Anderson seems to serve no real purpose, and though John Turturro is hilarious as the head of a secret government organization, it wouldn’t have hurt the film to have less of him.
Minor length issues aside, Transformers is a truly great summer blockbuster. As an action movie it’s a huge success; with awe-inspiring effects, tremendous set pieces, a sexy style, and jaw-dropping things which you have absolutely never seen before in any other movie. As a nostalgia trip for the kids who were sitting next to me in 1986 the last time these characters were in theaters, it’s an even bigger hit. Like many old school Transformers fans I was incredibly skeptical about what Bay was doing. Much of the early information leaked out about the film just didn’t seem right. We were wrong to doubt. For you adults and the kid inside who was there back in the 80s cheering Prime on, this movie is like a rallying cry to your inner child. You’ll want to leap through the screen to stand at Optimus Prime’s side to fight the good fight against Megatron. For your kids, to whom the Transformers are now entirely new, this will be without a doubt the greatest movie they have ever seen. Don’t let them miss it.
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I absolutely agree with every word you wrote. Lucky for us here in Asia, we're gushing all over Transformers! It's fantastic! Can't wait for the sequel. I think this is just the appetizer.
I knew it was good stuff when I saw this movie yesterday. Much to my dismay, my friends kept pounding on Transformer's abrupt ending. For me, though abrupt, I was thrilled to the core and enjoyed every bit of CGI in that movie all the way to sounds effects, music score, compositinn and editing. It was so hard for me to find a flaw in this movie.
Awesome is one way to describe it, but more than meets the eye is what fits perfectly for this movie's ratings!
This also guarentees a DVD release with tons of extras, deleted footages and special features, I can't wait.
I'm also from Asia, so I got to see this early (just yesterday in fact) and I can honestly say that I hate Michael Bay.
Although I do agree that the movie has got to be one of the best summer movies I've seen so far, I found the movie very jarring towards the end, right when the robots were fighting. It wasn't so much camerawork as it was balancing a camera on top of a jackhammer. I could barely tell one robot from another, and I could barely tell how they were beating each other down!
I also feel that they should have cut down on the human interaction and instead focus more on the robots, particularly the Decepticons, who ended up being nothing more than cannon fodder. They could've also focused on Starscream's relationship with Megatron further, instead of restricting it to one line apiece between them.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a fanboy myself, and I'm trying to start a collection of the G1 accurate toys that have come out from the Classics and Titanium lines. I managed to suspend my disbelief long enough to accept that Bay's moving piles of metal _were_ the Transformers of my youth.
But goddamn it that shaky camera messed everything up.
Oh and I hope one extra that makes it to the DVD release would be to turn off the camera shake. Honestly.
Amazing, thats the only thing I can say about this movie. No theres more in the past 5 years I have not seen a movie which had alot of genres in 1 movie there was Drama,Action,Comedy,Sci-Fi and I must say the comedy in the movie was perfect Michael Bay has shown his talents of making the very good movies again. For me I must this movie rates out of 10 i'll give it a 9.5 Very Very Good
i couldnt agree more with what Roman says. its that shaky camera thing that gave me headaches and the robots move so awkward that they were a pain to watch. i felt bad that most of the decepticons were reduced to nothing but extras, especially starscream which should have had more exposure. i didnt like megatron's monstrous cybertronian jet appearance, as old-school fans would have wanted him to look like a laser gun like he used to in the cartoon series.
Hey folks I need a litke help here. I'm seeing the movie no matter what. I know it has a PG13 rating but sometimes I can let it slide. I have a 6 year old son who has inheirited my love of Transformers. Is this a movie I can take a 6 year old to or is it something he needs to wait for?
Going to the movies to watch Transformers was a blast! With a chocolate bar in one hand and my eyes fixed to the widescreen - eyes moving from this to that side to take in every human dialogue, oooh-ing and aaah-ing during robotic action - I had a silly grin of pure pleasure fixed on my face during the majority of the film. The showdown, the last part of the movie, could be spruced up a bit in my opinion, but hey, what am I complaining about. Michael Bay - the bad mofo! - brought the child out in me and I was experiencing the whole thing as only a child could and would. Thanks man! Oh, I'm 31 going 32.
Can't agree more with Josh. This movie is really a jaw-dropping. Don't bother with the story and keep watching every single scene. Actually the story is quite good. The feeling of watching this movie was like watching Matrix or Independence Day (ID4) for the first time... Awesome
I'm also from Asia (Philippines) and we're blessed here to watch the film earlier than in the U.S. and WOW as in WOW this movie really rocks! Best action packed movie that i've seen this year. The robots are really the stars in this film, it just brings back the child in me. The first time I see Optimus transform it's like "oh my God, i'm not worthy" kinda feeling. They're definitely back... a sequel is already announced... and just like what Prime said on the last part of the film -- "we're watching..."
Great movie. I'm so glad that my childhood wasn't ruined in this.
Only drawbacks were the lack of getting to the personal side of the bots. Both sides. While it spend more on the Autobots it still wasn't enough. Other than that and the short battle that made the deceptacons look weak, I really liked it.
Now we just need a voltron and mask movie. The mask with cars, not Jim Carey's.
Hi all, i'm from Malaysia. The movie is on here since 28th June 2007. I got anything to say after i watch this movie except WOW!!! This is the best movie i ever watch so far this year. Every single thing about this movie are just great. The plot, the cast, the CG, the chick, the robots, the comedy and blah blah blah... All these are just absolutely wonderful. I wish I could watch the sequel now. I cant wait anymore... It is just too good to wait... 101 points out of 100 for this movie... Bravo!!!
Come on people. Ian and Roman you guys must have been Ebert and Roepert in past lives. The movie was @!##$% great. I will see it at least 2 more times before it leaves the cinema. The cgi is like nothing we have seen EVER. As for the plot, people we are watching an action movie. We are not trying to get an oscar here. We are trying to reach the hearts of all 30 somethings who ever sat on there middle america porch in po dunk anywhere and played with metel dolls. This is what action movies are all about. The 360 degree camera shots where amazing. Optimus is and always will be the baddest m!@#@$#$ in the world. The girls, ladies even you must admit they had an appeal that fits even the worst hetrosexual female fanatasy.I'm out everyone. Off to see the movie again.
This movie was amazing. I grew up watching the show, reading the comics, playing with the toys, and I still own the original animated movie. This was such a fun blast from the past. Sure, the story line was a bit weak--who cares!!! Its pure nostalgia and escapism. So many things from the past were brought back, making a nice link, but I agree with others who say that the Decepticons should have had ore air time--I really wanted to see the interaction between Megatron and Starscream.
this movie definitely kicks ass. i watched it twice coz i wasnt satisfied seeing it for just 1 time, after all those effects and funny moments, once is definitely not enough. i dont really care what other reviews says about this movie, for me its the best film im gonna see this year. the hell with harry potter, i kinda lost interest watching it after this one.
It seems to me after watching this that Michael Bay knew what we wanted. We wanted Transformers, and lots of them, doing a lot of of Transformer-ey stuff, and we got it. Whatever the naysayers, well, nay-say, this movie was great fun. The Audience clapped the first time barricade transformed from bot to car in mid-pace and I felt it too, this was how the Transformers were supposed to look and act... awesome... and like any good origin story, it sets us up nicely and gets to the action. Now that we have that all settled, I give Michael Bay props, he did a great job despite all the moaning and groaning from fans (im guilty here) and now we want more and he knows it. Set us up a Autobot hame base on earth, have Starscream return with backup, becuase we need Soundwave (with cassettes, but maybe theyll be CDs?), Shockwave, and, of course, the Constructicons transforming into Devastator.
This was one of the most action filled movies i've seen in a long time. It was great to watch after growing up playing with the action figures. It fallowed the story line of the old cartoons it was just amazing
I really wanted to like this movie. I did, kind of, but sitting here the morning after, I'm not sure why. Eye candy? You bet. Lots of hotties running around? You bet. But any semblance of a real story? Not so much.
Sure this is a movie that appeals to the generation of robot toy fan boys (and girls). Maybe that includes Spielberg. Its obvious that Josh, and a bunch of the reviewers on this site, are able to overlook the Carlsbad Cavern size holes in this flick just because of there affection for the title characters and all the flash/bang/shock & awe CGI effects. But c'mon.
I spent the drive back from the movie discussing with my friend what the hell did the Rachel Taylor character add to the story? Other than the obvious T&A factor, her entire story line didn't really do much to move the plot. There are other examples, and so many loose ends that it forces you to break out the calculator just to keep track.
The CGI was incredible. I wonder if, however, the CGI was toned down some, that we might have actually been able to track or know what was happening during the robot smack-down scenes. Flash, whir, colors, guns, debris, screaming, flying, big breast shots as robots fly overhead, and presto, there's the winner. Huh? Which robot was that? Why did it die?
So, I'm not saying don't go see the movie. I am saying that its pure fluff filled with a bunch of eye candy and product placement.
And c'mon Josh. Review the movie like its supposed to be reviewed, not just based on childhood memories.
I'm from New Zealand so we didn't get the movie till just recently and I had a day off and man did Transformers make my day honestly.
I was brought straight into transformers, every week I was aloud a new toy and a transformer was always my toy of pick but late and delayed as our country is the selection sucked.
The movie is so good i payed again to see it the next day it is such a hit, yes the shaky camera idea was a let down and i was bumed they had to do it when Prime was fighting Megatron just made me arrrgh! but don't let that who blah blah take away the excitement that little kid that has been waiting for this moment his whole life to see.
This was the perfect "little boys" movie. My kids loved it. I enjoyed it also. There was action from the beginning to the end. There was one little minor thing I paid attention to. It was when Optimus Prime picked up the glasses from the ground. The glasses almost looked as if it could fit his eyes. The glasses seemed a little too big for Old Witwickey's face. Don't ya think? But....... GREAT MOVIE!!!
Movie was great. I don't care what age you were. This fell perfectly in line with the old plot from the original cartoon series. We have been writing for this one for a long time. The movie has moved me to put together a compilation of transformer avatars. To check these out go to http://transformers-avatars.blogspot.com and I hope you enjoy them.
Man, that robotic mode looks like something that came out of a junkyard. I mean I can see that they put a lot of effort into it, as the transformation sequence looks very complex. Yet I just don't like that new look.
Especially take a closer look at that face of Megatron, looks like its even missing some parts. What is holding those robots together is a mystery to me. Looks like something can break-off when they battle each other. Where is the protective armor?
But worse when I saw the movie a few days ago I didn't even like the story. It's definitely nothing like the original tv series, does not even come close. Battle shots where too hectic at times so you can't always see what's going on when they are battling each other. To me this is just one of those new effects only movies, but that is just my opinion.
I admit; I kept avoiding positive reviews about this movie because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to comprehend the thought process of the reviewer. Guess I was right.
Some of what you said in your review is true, I suppose, and I can understand how your love for Optimus makes you overlook nearly all the flaws that are, in my opinion, unforgivably glaring.
Just to let you know where I'm coming from, I will layout my expectations when I walked into the theater: I didn't go in expecting Citizen Kane, Full Metal Jacket, E.T., Jaws, LOTR, Star Wars, or Indiana Jones. And since I knew this is a Michael Bay movie and Michael Bay has the nasty tendency to "upgrade" "old-fashioned" characters by flattening their personalities and giving them distasteful new looks, I didn't even go to really see my childhood idols being realized on screen; instead, I went in to see the Transformers making satisfactory cameos, "modernized" or not. I also went in to see them blowing each other up. And because it is the Transformers, I would be immensely satisfied even if the movie's dialogues, character development and plot emit as little intelligence, emotions and drama as some other crappy movie's, say, Independence Day, do. Sadly, the Transformers didn't even grant me that. It ended up being the movie that I enjoyed least in recent years, even with the benefits of my fond memories of the robots.
Don't get me wrong; I tried to like this movie, I really did. I tried to ignore the plot holes (I can't remember the last time I've seen this many), the astonishingly horrible the jokes, the racism (have you noticed that out of the five comic relief characters, i.e. John Turturro, the Parents, Anthony Anderson and Bernie Mac, two of them are black people, whose "comicalness" just "happens" to lie in their exploiting black stereotypes?), wasted special effects, endless film cliches, bland AND annoying characters, insistent attempts to break my suspension of disbelief that often involve characters spewing lines that are wholly incompatible with the situation they find themselves in, not to mention the fact that the human characters stole a VAST, OBSCENE amount of screen time from the Transformers, resulting in the latter having absolutely no personality and being left with nothing more than the battle scenes, which are, given that it's handled by Michael Bay, unsurprisingly an incomprehensible CGI mess.
I didn't succeed ignoring those problems, even as a rabid Transformer fan that I was way back then. Instead, this movie left a bitter taste in my mouth, making me associating the 80s' Transformers, those goofy, yet good-natured, fun robots, with this offensively idiotic, MTV-generated, ignoble garbage of a pseudo-action/adventure movie. I am, however, glad that the childhood factor worked for you, with phenomenal success; more power to you, I guess.
Well, I just saw it myself, I just turned 36 and have a family with three children.
Transformers has saturated my life whether I liked it or not. Yes, I saw it on tv when I was in 8th grade and higher and ... i watched it. The noble attitude if Optimus always intrigued me.
I went to college (1990-1995) and we had this freak college girl who stood near the cafeteria with her action figure of Optimus perched on her left hand as she handled his torso with her right, I think her Optimus had a cape - and she also had a cape! My best friend, God rest his soul, would call her by telephone back in the dorm room just to talk with her because she was eccentric and he enjoyed the discussion. We laughed at length when we would goto sleep on the dormitory room bunk beds following our discussions. My friend passed following graduation when his car went off the road. HE enjoyed driving fast - no connection with the autobots, I think. College - I remember it so well.
As far as the movie, the story line between the humans was important, even though at times it seems like the appetite for action was so whet, that you did not care about lovey-dubby moments. The human interaction was important to the storyline.
I saw the movie "Clerks 2" which has a seen in which they reference the Transformers Movie. Clerks 2 as far as I am concerned is a cult classic, and it just made me look for the movie to be released.
I spoke with some 10 year olds ? maybe before the movie started. They said that their friends said that it was it was the best movie EVER! Neat it was to hear those words coming from someone who maybe have never seen the cartoons in the 80's.
Michael Bay & Stephen Spielberg, you have done part of my childhood and part of my life justice; its like a chapter of my life has concluded, and I can't wait for the sequel!
LOL just SHUT UP, Lisa. I can't believe she even brought racism into it. How someone could overanalyze the Transformers movie so much is beyond me.
There's a time, place, and genre of movie to consider this critically, and you're 0 or 3. Next time you go see an action flick, bring someone along who can remind you to STFU and enjoy the movie.
This movie can only be described as a ''the greatest success". i watch it and i was overwhelmed by it very good movie
michael bay made this movie with every last penny he had to his name wow great job,i know it paid off at the end.If
i had 4 hands i will say four thums up!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah...I would have said the same thing to you, but you would haven't seen the point anyway. In the same way that you didn't see the point in my argument. There is a difference between "overanalyzing" and just normal reviewing, mind you. I didn't need to be overcritical to see all the problems of this movie, and since watching Transformers is NOT the only means of entertainment, I just don't see why I should become as mindless and passive as you are to enjoy Michael Bay's crime against fillmmaking. For heaven's sake, even Batman & Robin, a very stupid movie, is way more enjoyable and likabe than this horrible mess.
You can't believe that I brought racism to it? Give me a reason why I *shouldn't*. To me, racism in any form and anywhere is offensive, and should be condemned where ever it's present. You, on the other hand, seem to be making the argument that since it's Transformers, everything in it can be pardened and it should be loved DESPITE ALL. Now, if you can claim with a straight face that there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with your argument, then I'm sorry for wasting your time - there's absolutely no way in which I can communicate with you.
I Looove the movie!!!! I loove it, it BANGS BIG time! No sophisticated comments from me! Just love every second I had, watching and enjoying the robots banging each other!
I'll just leave the deep mumbo jumbo critics to Lisa (I agree and nodded my head to Lisa's comments) ;) Boys will be boys and I think Lisa is just like my fiance who scolds me over the enjoyment of this movie, telling me to get real, be an adult and think like one...trying to tell me that this movie is a damn lousy crap :D I love my fiance for that, and I love this movie just because boys will be boys.
ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME!!!! how could anyone think this movie was good. any true Transformers fan would agree with me that this was a complete let down, to no surprise with Micheal Bay. Yea the special effects were awesome, I'll give it that. But the plot, the characters, the cliche'd bullplop littered throughout the entire movie were just HORRIBLE!!! Micheal Bay, if you read this, please stop making movies, or at least learn how to make a movie without all the same OVER-dramatized bullplop that is every other movie you make. The same characters, the same pan shots, the same love story that makes no sense. Next time you want to see his newest film, just go down to your local movie store and rent Armagedon. There now you've seen it. Apparently he only knows how to make one movie. Its corney, cliched, way over dramatized, and has so much crap that has nothing to do with the central plot. The people who like his movies are the same idiots that probably watch "Fox News" and think its real news. And by the way, how come he made Optimus Prime into such a pansy. Megatron kicked his butt all up and down the streets. Any real Transformers fan from the 80s would know that Optimus Prime was badass. I'm not saying make the good guy too strong, but at least make it an even fight. And after all that fighting and all the explosions and 2 and a half hours of special effects, they kill Megatron by walking up to him and putting the cube in his chest. I mean come on!!! What a disappointment at the end. At least have Optimus Prime hold him down or something. The only thing that stopped him in his tracks were a couple of jets flying over the city??? What do we need the Autobots for then??? Why didnt we just shoot them down with our jets to begin with??? well the real answer to these questions lies with Micheal Bay. Holes in the plot that a freakin 747 could fly through. I could sit down and point out at least 20 to 30 mistakes he made with this movie. Instead, I would have tried to get Peter Jackson (director of King Kong). He knows how to make a good sci-fi/action movie, but tastefully and more realistic. The one thing this movie did have is special effects. The transforming of these machines was done well. So I'll tip my hat to the graphic designers for this movie. And Spielberg, your way too good of a director to think Micheal Bay is good too. The next movie you produce, please get a director with some talent and creativity. BUT AS FOR MICHEAL BAY, YOU ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!
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June 29th, 2007 at 11:17
I absolutely agree with every word you wrote. Lucky for us here in Asia, we're gushing all over Transformers! It's fantastic! Can't wait for the sequel. I think this is just the appetizer.