Because people seem insanely charged up about it in a way that's completely disproportionate to what's actually going up on screen, I thought I should let people know that the Official Dukes of Hazzard website has finally been updated with some actual flash content. It hasn't been opened, the site's been around for awhile (in fact we broke the reality of its existence several months ago, aren't we proud) but now it has music and such. Actually, it's pretty terrible music. I hope that song playing in the background isn't a taste of what they've done to the Dukes themsong, but odds are that it is. Grab some ear plugs.
But let's talk straight here, the only reason people are so insanely eager for this is because it contains a scantily clad Jessica Simpson. I mean, you should see the amount of insane traffic we got a few weeks ago just for posting a few new Daisy Duke pics. It's a little unsettling. Perhaps this explains why all of the flash website's backgrounds are devoted to Daisy. Settle down folks, it's not like she's getting naked. Don't you have anything better to do? Go watch Tom Cruise battle some tripods or something.
If you're still dying to get to the official site and lack the intelligence to use the link I posted in this story, then use your sausage-like fingers to click on the link below and visit the newly update Dukes web presence. Why is it that every time I post a Dukes of Hazzard story I feel dirty?
