Golden Satellite Nominees Are Wacky And Entertaining

You can be forgiven for having ignored The Golden Satellites despite your best efforts to keep track of the staggering number of Oscar "precursors." The group, dubbing themselves the International Press Academy, tends to make even loonier choices than the Golden Globes, and if they weren't the first American-centric group to release their nominees, probably wouldn't get more attention anyway.

But it's November 30 and a major Oscar contender hasn't opened in weeks, so here we are, discussing the Golden Satellite nominees. Their choices are out there to say the least-- tiny indie The Stoning of Soraya M. earned a Best Drama nomination alongside bigger stuff like Precious and An Education, Katherine Heigl boasts a nomination for Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical thanks to Ugly Truth, Emily Blunt's performance in Sunshine Cleaning is right there next to Oscar frontrunner Mo'nique in Supporting Actress, and, whoah-- Neill Blomkamp scores a directing nod for District 9, beating out the likes of Clint Eastwood, James Cameron, Jason Reitman and the Coen Brothers, all of whom are infinitely more likely to show up in this category come Oscar time.

So yeah, anyone trying to tell you that these awards have any reflection upon the Academy Awards whatsoever is probably also trying to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn. But as a chance to take a very odd look over the past year in cinema, the Golden Satellite nominees are tough to beat. Check out the full list of nominees below (thanks, Movieline).

Motion Picture, Drama

The Hurt Locker

Bright Star

An Education

The Messenger

Precious

The Stoning of Soraya M.

Motion Picture, Comedy/Musical

Julie & Julia

The Informant!

A Serious Man

It’s Complicated

Up in the Air

Nine

Actress, Drama

Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria

Abbie Cornish, Bright Star

Carey Mulligan, An Education

Shohreh Aghdashloo, The Stoning of Soraya M.

Catalina Saavedra, The Maid

Penélope Cruz, Broken Embraces

Actor, Drama

Johnny Depp, Public Enemies

Hugh Dancy, Adam

Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker

Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

Michael Sheen, The Damned United

Colin Firth, A Single Man

Actress, Comedy/Musical

Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Zooey Deschanel, (500) Days of Summer

Katherine Heigl, The Ugly Truth

Sandra Bullock, The Proposal

Marion Cotillard, Nine

Actor, Comedy/Musical

Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine

Bradley Cooper, The Hangover

Matt Damon, The Informant!

Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

George Clooney, Up in the Air

Supporting Actress

Emily Blunt, Sunshine Cleaning

Mozhan Marno, The Stoning of Soraya M.

Mo’Nique, Precious

Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air

Penélope Cruz, Nine

Supporting Actor

Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Alfred Molina, An Education

Woody Harrelson, The Messenger

James McAvoy, The Last Station

Timothy Spall, The Damned United

Director

Neill Blonkamp, District 9

Rob Marshall, Nine

Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

Lee Daniels, Precious

Jane Campion, Bright Star

Lone Scherfig, An Education

Original Screenplay

Jane Campion, Bright Star

Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker

Bob Peterson & Pete Docter, Up

Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber, (500) Days of Summer

Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, A Serious Man

Adapted Screenplay

Nora Ephron, Julie & Julia

Nick Hornby, An Education

Geoffrey Fletcher, Precious

Neill Blonkamp & Terri Tatchell, District 9

Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

Foreign Language Film

Red Cliff

The Maid

The White Ribbon

Broken Embraces

I Killed My Mother

Winter in Wartime

Animated or Mixed Media Film

Up

Where the Wild Things Are

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

The Princess and the Frog

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Documentary

Every Little Step

The Cove

It Might Get Loud

The September Issue

The Beaches of Agnes

Valentino: The Last Emperor

Score

Elliot Goldenthal, Public Enemies

Rolfe Kent, Up in the Air

Michael Giacchino, Up

Carter Burwell & Karen O, Where the Wild Things Are

Marvin Hamlisch, The Informant!

Gabriel Yared, Amelia

Song

“Almost There,” Randy Newman, The Princess and the Frog

“I Can See In Color,” Mary J. Blige, Precious

“Down in New Orleans,” Randy Newman, The Princess and the Frog

“Cinema Italiano,” Maury Yeston, Nine

“The Weary Kind,” Ryan Bingham & T-Bone Burnett, Crazy Heart

“We Are the Children of the World,” Terry Gilliam, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Cinematography

Nine

Public Enemies

It Might Get Loud

Red Cliff

A Serious Man

Inglourious Basterds

Visual Effects

Transformers: Rise of the Fallen

Red Cliff

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Fantastic Mr. Fox

District 9

2012

Editing

It Might Get Loud

Red Cliff

District 9

2012

The Hurt Locker

Nine

Sound

Terminator: Salvation

Transformers: Rise of the Fallen

It Might Get Loud

Red Cliff

2012

Nine

Art Direction

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Public Enemies

Red Cliff

The Road

2012

A Single Man

Costume Design

Red Cliff

Cheri

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

The Young Victoria

Nine

Katey Rich

Staff Writer at CinemaBlend