Only MTV could actually nominate Diary of a Mad Black Woman for something other than a Razzie. The MTV Movie Awards mean absolutely nothing… but they’re a lot of fun to watch. That makes their irrelevance pretty damn excusable. Entertaining is something that none of the other awards shows manage. They’ve added a couple wacky new categories this year, Best Videogame Based on a Movie and Best Frightened Performance, the second one no doubt having been added to give them a chance to get horrible people like Paris Hilton up on stage.
They’ve just announced this year’s batch of MTV Award nominees, and Will Ferrell’s Anchorman tops the list along with Lindsey Lohan’s Mean Girls. Justification for my love of Ron Burgandy over Dodgeball? No, but later when I’m talking about it with Rafe that’s exactly what I’ll use it as.
So, courtesy of MTV, below is this year’s list of MTV Award nominees. Their fourteenth annual awards ceremony, hosted by the metro-sexual Jimmy Fallon will air on June 9th at 8:30PM EST. Admit it, you’ll be watching.
Best Movie
Kill Bill Vol. 2 (Miramax Films)
Napoleon Dynamite (Fox Searchlight)
Spider-Man 2 (Sony Pictures)
Ray (Universal Pictures)
The Incredibles (Walt Disney Pictures)
Best Male Performance
Jamie Foxx -- Ray (Universal Pictures)
Will Smith -- Hitch (Sony Pictures)
Brad Pitt -- Troy (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Matt Damon -- The Bourne Supremacy (Universal Pictures)
Leonardo DiCaprio -- The Aviator (Miramax Films)
Best Female Performance
Uma Thurman -- Kill Bill Vol. 2 (Miramax Films)
Lindsay Lohan -- Mean Girls (Paramount Pictures)
Hilary Swank -- Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Rachel McAdams -- The Notebook (New Line Cinema)
Natalie Portman -- Garden State (Fox Searchlight)
Best Comedic Performance
Antonio Banderas -- Shrek 2 (DreamWorks SKG)
Dustin Hoffman -- Meet the Fockers (Universal Pictures)
Will Ferrell -- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DreamWorks SKG)
Ben Stiller -- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (20th Century Fox)
Will Smith -- Hitch (Sony Pictures)
Best On-Screen Team
Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams/Lacey Chabert/Amanda Seyfried -- Mean Girls (Paramount Pictures)
Craig T. Nelson/Holly Hunter/Spencer Fox/Sarah Vowell -- The Incredibles (Walt Disney Pictures)
Will Ferrell/Paul Rudd/Fred Armisen/Steve Carell -- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DreamWorks SKG)
Vince Vaughn/Christine Taylor/Justin Long/Alan Tudyk/Stephen Root/Joel David Moore/Chris Williams -- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (20th Century Fox)
John Cho/Kal Penn -- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (New Line Cinema)
Best Villain
Tom Cruise -- Collateral (DreamWorks SKG)
Ben Stiller -- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (20th Century Fox)
Rachel McAdams -- Mean Girls (Paramount Pictures)
Jim Carrey -- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (Paramount Pictures)
Alfred Molina -- Spider-Man 2 (Sony Pictures)
Breakthrough Male
Jon Heder -- Napoleon Dynamite (Fox Searchlight)
Tim McGraw -- Friday Night Lights (Universal Pictures)
Zach Braff -- Garden State (Fox Searchlight)
Freddie Highmore -- Finding Neverland (Miramax Films)
Tyler Perry -- Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Lions Gate Films)
Breakthrough Female
Rachel McAdams -- Mean Girls (Paramount Pictures)
Ashanti -- Coach Carter (Paramount Pictures)
Elisha Cuthbert -- The Girl Next Door (20th Century Fox)
Bryce Dallas Howard -- The Village (Touchstone Pictures)
Emmy Rossum -- The Day After Tomorrow (20th Century Fox)
Best Kiss
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling -- The Notebook (New Line Cinema)
Natalie Portman & Zach Braff -- Garden State (Fox Searchlight)
Gwyneth Paltrow & Jude Law -- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (Paramount Pictures)
Jennifer Garner & Natassia Malthe -- Elektra (20th Century Fox)
Elisha Cuthbert & Emile Hirsch -- The Girl Next Door (20th Century Fox)
Best Action Sequence
Destruction of Los Angeles -- The Day After Tomorrow (20th Century Fox)
The Subway Battle -- Spider-Man 2 (Sony Pictures)
Beverly Hills Plane Crash -- The Aviator (Miramax Films)
The Moscow Car Chase -- The Bourne Supremacy (Universal Pictures)
The Desert Terrorist Assault -- Team America: World Police (Paramount Pictures)
Best Fight
The Battle of the News Teams -- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DreamWorks SKG)
Daryl Hannah vs. Uma Thurman -- Kill Bill Vol. 2 (Miramax Films)
Brad Pitt vs. Eric Bana -- Troy (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Ziyi Zhang vs. The Emperor's Guards -- House of Flying Daggers (Sony Pictures Classics)
Best Musical Performance
Jennifer Garner & Mark Ruffalo -- 13 Going On 30 (Sony Pictures) -- "Thriller Dance"
Will Ferrell/Paul Rudd/Fred Armisen/Steve Carell -- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DreamWorks SKG) -- "Afternoon Delight"
John Cho & Kal Penn -- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (New Line Cinema) -- "Hold On"
Jon Heder -- Napoleon Dynamite (Fox Searchlight) -- "Election Dance"
Best Frightened Performance
Cary Elwes -- Saw (Lions Gate Films)
Sarah Michelle Gellar -- The Grudge (Sony Pictures)
Jennifer Tilly -- Seed of Chucky (Focus Features)
Mya -- Cursed (Miramax Films)
Dakota Fanning -- Hide and Seek (20th Century Fox)
Best Videogame based on a Movie
Spider-Man 2 (Activision)
Van Helsing (Vivendi Universal Games)
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (Vivendi Universal Games)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (EA)
The Incredibles (THQ)
