Just as quickly as it started, the summer is drawing to a close. We've had blockbusters and bombs alike, and now Labor Day bears down on us signaling the end of the season. But there's still another week left in the season, and we take a trip to 17th century Netherlands in this Friday's only new wide release. Get ready for Tulip Fever! It's gonna be a Rotten Week!

Just remember, I'm not reviewing these movies, but rather predicting where they'll end up on the Tomatometer. Let's take a look at This Rotten Week has to offer.

Rotten Watch Prediction

There's nothing like a good speculative economic bubble to ignite sexual intensity between two characters. That appears to be the central premise in Tulip Fever, set in the Netherlands in the 1600s - a time when tulip sales were spiking and their value soared. A young painter falls for the wife of the dude commissioning his art, and they go on a flower-buying spree like you've always read about.

Director Justin Chadwick has done the whole period-piece thing before with The Other Boleyn Girl (43%), his most notable previous work. I suspect Tulip Fever finishes in and around the same range. Sure, the cast is excellent with Dane DeHaan, Alicia Vikander and Christoph Waltz leading the way (it also includes Judi Dench, Zach Galifianakis and Matthew Morrison among others). But man does it look boring. It's also coming out at a weird time (week before Labor Day), when bad flicks are usually buried. I'm not holding out any great hope for its critical chances.

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