Mixed Martial Arts fighter Waylon Lowe is used to handling problems himself, but when it comes to what’s going on below his belt, he’s at a complete loss for ideas after a pleasure balm allegedly took away his ability to ejaculate. He’s gone to doctors. He’s tried all sorts of remedies, and nothing has improved his less than ideal situation. So, naturally, he’s decided to take his issues to court with a new lawsuit.
According to TMZ, Lowe claims he purchased Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel from a sex shop in Philadelphia. In theory, the product was supposed to allow him to last longer during sex, but after he rubbed it on himself and put a condom on top, his penis allegedly started swelling immediately. Later that night, he headed to the hospital, and since that day, his penis has reportedly been scarred, unable to function, unable to feel and unable to ejaculate.
The manufacturers of Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel aren’t quite so ready to admit their product caused the damage. In fact, a spokesman for the company has already responded to the lawsuit and claimed in forty years of doing business, nothing like this has ever happened, meaning there’s probably another variable in play we don’t know about yet.
Lowe is far from the first dude to claim a weird over the counter product ruined his junk. In fact, dudes have gone to court or bitched about a wide variety of penis-related problems. For Lowe’s sake, I hope his issues don’t wind up being permanent, or at the very least, he finds out exactly what caused the problem and why it happened.
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