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Pornhub Just Dropped A Christmas Commercial And You Should Watch It Now

It's officially Christmas season, and while that's an insanely exciting prospect, it can also become a bit overwhelming at times. After all, holiday shopping can easily turn into one of the most stressful times of the year. What do you get for the person who has everything? Now it seems that PornHub has a solution for you. The popular porn site has released a holiday-themed advertisement for its premium services, and it's actually an incredibly festive commercial. Don't worry, it's safe to watch at work; check it out below to see for yourself...

So yeah, that's definitely one of the most wholesome PornHub advertisements you will ever see. To give credit where credit is due, the 91-second commercial clearly sells its services while remaining entirely devoid of any vulgar content. It simply showcases a diverse ensemble of people who find themselves lonely during the holidays, and offers a solution to that boredom. Don Draper couldn't do a better job if he tried.

It's obviously worth acknowledging that this holiday ad does a very good job of drawing the viewer in. The ad takes a service that would normally be quite difficult to advertise, and makes it oddly palatable by keeping the imagery vague. Honestly, until the PornHub logo pops up at the very end, this could be a commercial for just about any other subscription based streaming service. Of course, towards the end of the commercial you completely start to get the idea as to what these people are watching.

Pornhub Christmas

That is not the face of a man who is binge-watching House of Cards. The commercial makes a serious left turn into the realm of creepy in its final moments, but that's what makes it so hilarious.

Look, I'm not saying that I am definitely going to get a premium PornHub account for someone in my life this Christmas season. However, if I find myself scrambling to pick up a last minute Christmas present, it's nice to know that this is an option to keep in my back pocket. CinemaBlend will bring you all of the latest and greatest television news as more information becomes available to us! For now, in the immortal words of the above PornHub ad: have yourself a horny little Christmas.

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Conner Schwerdtfeger

Originally from Connecticut, Conner grew up in San Diego and graduated from Chapman University in 2014. He now lives in Los Angeles working in and around the entertainment industry and can mostly be found binging horror movies and chugging coffee.