Hayden Panettiere Is Single Again, Polish Your Pickup Lines
By Jacob Sundstrom 4 years ago
Finally, the news men across the world have been waiting to hear: Hayden Panettiere is single once again. Okay, so 99% of men (and women, sure) can remove themselves from the running immediately, but for that lucky 1% this is great news. The Scream 4 star has broken ties with thirty-five year old Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschko after two years of dating. He confirmed the break up to Us Weekly, saying,
"We had great time together but it's not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents," "I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend and I believe we'll keep our friendship even after the separation."See? Long distance relationships suck for celebrities, too. Perhaps Hayden wasn’t willing to settle down in the lovely Ukraine while Wladimir had no interest in slumming it in the oppressive heat of Los Angeles. The best part of celebrity breakups is the notion that they will remain friends after the fact. What? Hayden’s just going to fly out to Ukraine to have a bit of lunch with Wladimir? They’ll get together next time he’s “in the area”? Please. Well, suitors better hope that this breakup is as amicable as it seems; because if there’s one ex-boyfriend a guy doesn’t want to deal with, it’s a European Ex-Boxer.