If you see anything today even a little bit more brutal than this mash up of clips from Nicolas Winding Refn's Valhalla Rising, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life. I'm a proud owner of Riki-Oh, a hyper-violent Chinese film from the early 90s, and this two-minute clip puts that entire movie to shame.

Refn's previous release Bronson also has a reputation for being incredibly ferocious, but after seeing this preview, Valhalla Rising may prove to be the bloodiest film of the new decade. Rising stars Mads Mikkelsen, who never ceases to impress me, as One-Eye, a mute warrior with supernatural strength who apparently has no qualms with straight tearing the guts out of his enemies.

I can't even wrap my head around how unabashedly brutal this series of clips is. There's no hint of story, no romance, no crappy voice over; it's just pure, unadulterated barbarism and it is god damn glorious.

People with weak stomachs, this is your last chance to click away.