Goldie Hawn Directs Kurt
After a lifetime spent starring in movies, Goldie Hawn has decided itís time to move behind the camera. Variety says sheíll make her directorial debut by bossing around her common-law husband Kurt Russell in the movie Ashes to Ashes.
Goldie also wrote co-wrote the script, and plans to co-star with Kurt. The movie is about a woman who travels through India to bury her husbandís ashes in Kathmandu, but loses the urn or the ziplock baggie, or whatever she had to put him in to get the ashes past customs, along the way. Apparently itís some sort of rom-com. Hopefully Kurt doesnít play the pile of ashes, because even though theyíre a real life couple, itís hard to have chemistry with dust.
It canít possibly be any worse than Goldie Hawnís last movie, 2002ís The Banger Sisters. Or the one before that, Town & Country. Or the one before that, The Out-of-Towners. Actually, when you look at that filmography, itís no wonder Hawn hasnít been in a movie since 2002. Why bother if theyíre all going to turn out like that. Letís hope she doesnít kill Kurt Russellís, till now, awesome late-life career.
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