Most movie sites make it big based on their coverage of one specific movie. For instance AICN first made its name drooling all over the Star Wars prequels. We’ve never really had that one movie to latch on to, since these days the only way to do that is by selling your soul to the studio devil. At least until now. While other sites are known for the coverage of Transformers or Grindhouse, we’re your number one resource for everything you ever wanted to know about Bratz: The Movie. Success has never seemed further off.

It’s not like I’ve had anything good to say about it. But Time Magazine picked up a quote from my scathing attack on the film in our preview section and published it. Suddenly Cinema Blend and slutty childrens’ programming are synonymous. God help us.

When does the next Pixar movie come out? Anyone want to trade me their Ratatouille coverage for our top spot Bratz positioning? Since there seems to be nothing I can do about it, here’s the latest Bratz: The Movie teaser poster. See it below, or see it in high-res by clicking here.