movie reviews, movie news, dvd, and movie discussion
Reviews Upcoming Podcast Forums Tech

Star Trek Boob Job

By Scott Gwin: 2005-03-01 00:00:00
We’ve known for a while that Rick Berman was up to no good again creating more Star Trek films. Now we know what poor slobs he’s schlepped in to help him do it…and despite his offers to help out, J. Michael Straczynski (who not along ago claimed Paramout told him this project was on hiatus isn’t on the list. Variety is reported as saying that Berman has taken on Jordan Kerner and Kerry McCluggage as production partners and that Erik Jendresen will be writing the script.

So who is this odd-ball band of people that Berman has working on the next Star Trek disaster? Kerner seems an appropriate choice. A crown prince of bad and unnecessary sequel making, he is one of the men responsible for both of the Mighty Duck sequels (but not the original) and George of the Jungle 2 (he did produce the original George of the Jungle, which doesn’t really help his case). McCluggage is even more obscure. He hasn’t really done anything since working as a producer on Miami Vice in the 1980s.

Jendrensen , the man behind the script, has a very short resume and none of the past work is even remotely close to sci-fi, much less Star Trek. Not that it matters much. Berman will be behind the story which will most certainly translate to more plot line brilliance like cloned Picards and toasterized Datas. Still no word if it will incorporate any of the ‘Next Generation’ cast, but I would hope they would have better things to do with their time. I doubt Brent Spiner has been desperately looking for the chance to reprise his role as a robot incapable of anything but repeating nonsensical nursery rhymes.

It’s clear the franchise is in for another flop. We had all breathed a sigh of relief when Paramount reportedly came out saying no future Star Trek films were in the works. Nevertheless, things now seem to be on track for a 2007 release. It's sad to believe they may have been lying. With “Enterprise” finally getting the boot (thank goodness) and the feature films sinking faster than the Titanic, this next Berman-driven project could be the final nail in the franchise’s coffin. The only good news? If Star Trek XI does tank it may finally mean Berman will have the Star Trek universe ripped from his grubby little fingers.



Latest Headlines:

 

Comment on “Star Trek Boob Job”

Note: This website is not meant for use by minors. The views expressed in the comments section below are not our own. This section is intended for discussion of the topic in the post above. Disagreement is encouraged, however comments which attack, insult, or threaten the author in a personal manner won't be published. Similarly, comments that we deem to be poorly worded, or wildly off topic will also not be approved and may be mocked. For free, uncensored, unfettered, and possibly dangerous discussion visit our forum.

Leave a Reply




Back to Star Trek Boob Job

MAIN SITE NAVIGATION
HOME l ABOUT US l l SEARCH l MOVIE NEWS l MOVIE REVIEWS l MOVIE PREVIEWS l DVD REVIEWS l DVD NEWS l SOUNDTRACKS l FEATURES DATABASE l TELEVISION l MUSIC l GAMES l CELEBRITY l TECHNOLOGY l RSS 2.0 FEEDS l MESSAGE BOARDS l LIVE CHAT l SYNDICATE US l LINKS | CB STORE | MUNCH MONSTER


This site is operated by Cinema Blend LLC. For advertising inquiries, contact Gorilla Nation. CinemaBlend.com is a private, independently owned website which is intended only as entertainment. The views expressed on this website may or may not reflect those of its owner. Don't take us too seriously.

Made in Webta Labs
SITE SEARCH
SITE FEEDS


 
HOT TOPICS
batman 3 news
the hobbit news
iron man 2 news
pirates of the caribbean news star trek news
transformers news
MORE FROM CB