Twilight has a new castmember and he was announced by Kate Gosselin. That’s just about where we’re at with this thing folks.

The new addition’s name is Rami Malek, an American actor of Egyptian descent who most recently appeared in the Emmy awarded miniseries The Pacific. He was also Ahkmenrah in the much better than it had any right to be Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. Now the 29-year-old will play an Egyptian vampire named “Benjamin” in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

An Egyptian named Benjamin? Really Twilight fans? This requires explanation. If you've read the books, give me one in the comments section below.