Our contest quality keeps rising. This time, we're giving away schwag from Sam Mendes' soon to arrive Gulf War flick Jarhead. If any of it's half as beautiful as the film's trailers, then you all owe me big time.

We've got one prize pack to give away to one of our lucky readers. If you don't read the site and you just found us by trolling for prizes, then don't enter until you read something besides the crap written on this page. Trust me, our writing gets better. Not much, but better.

The prize pack contains the usual coolness of a hat, a t-shirt, and a movie poster, all sporting Jarhead logos I’d expect. The prize pack does not contain an actual M-16 rifle, or a jar of desert sand… though that might have been pretty cool and surprisingly appropriate. To enter, click over to our contest page and follow the foolishly easy instructions. We have to keep it simple, because well… you’re all disgustingly lazy.

Good luck!