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Jumper - Review

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Rated: PG-13
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Release Date:  2008-02-14

Starring: Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Diane Lane, Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, Tom Hulce, Michael Rooker, Sean Baek, Katie Boland

Directed by Doug Liman
Produced by Lucas Foster, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Maes, Jay Sanders
Written by David S. Goyer, Simon Kinberg, Jim Uhls

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Reviewed by Josh Tyler : 2008-02-13 17:51:33
Jumper takes a pretty cool sci-fi idea, and doesn’t quite seem to know what to do with it. On the surface it should be a stronger film. Everything’s there, but director Doug Liman, helming his first film since 2005’s success Mr. & Mrs. Smith, never puts all the pieces together.

Hayden Christensen stars as David Rice, a boy from a single parent, broken home who at the age of 15, discovers he has the ability to instantaneously teleport himself any place he can visualize. David uses his ability to teleport himself away from his father, and years later we catch up with him as a young adult. He’s used his abilities to make himself rich, and he lives a solitary life of leisure, teleporting from his couch to the refrigerator, and from the refrigerator to Egypt where he has lunch sitting on the head of the Sphinx. Distance means nothing to him, and he appears content to go on skulking around the world sleeping with women in different countries and having the kind of good time we all wish we could have.

Of course nothing that good lasts forever, and it’s not long before David is discovered with a secret organization whose sole purpose is to hunt down and murder “jumpers” (their term for people with his abilities). After narrowly escaping his first violent encounter with the nameless organization’s top operative Roland (Samuel L. Jackson with white paint on his head), David runs home, gets the girl (Rachel Bilson) so he can put her in extreme danger, and then joins forces with a fellow jumper to kick some secret organization ass.

The problem with all of this is that Liman never stops to make any sense of it. We get a good feel for David, but never any notion of who or what this secret group is, why they’re attacking him, or how they’re able to find him in the first place. Most of what happens in the film happens simply because it’s written that way. It’s almost as if the movie needed to be longer. It touches on too many different subplots and never really resolves any of them. The movie sets itself off on a certain path, and that path leads absolutely nowhere. And so what could have been an interesting science fiction adventure ends up as a fun, but ultimately unsatisfying adventure flick.

Jumper is fun though, and maybe that’s enough to justify seeing it. Some of the action sequences are moderately thrilling, even if they don’t seem to really mean anything. Samuel L. Jackson is wasted, but the teleportation effects are cool and Hayden is adequate as a spoiled man-child turned pseudo-hero. It’s an empty special effects flick which had the potential to be better than it is, but it's so riddled with plot holes that it never musters up the mental energy to actually be better. Sometimes thrilling, occasionally confounding, Jumper is a great concept which seems to only have half of a script, cut up into bits and pieces.


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  1. Yuna Says:

    Sounds like a discarded idea for a Heroes character that they decided to make a whole movie about. From the way you describe it, there's bound to be a Jumper 2 in less than a year from now. Bleh.

  1. George Says:

    I could not agree anymore than what I just read. I saw it last night and I was like, "why does he do this, what will happen to the 'jumpers', will there be a rebellion against the palandrones?" It left way too many holes but it leaves a big possibility to a sequel where I feel they will explain all this scientific theory about the jumpers.
    Also in the beginning they should have given a simple vague history about the "jumpers" and their past, that would cross into the main story of David Rice.
    If they made this film a mix of the Matrix, X-men, and Spider-man; I think it would have been the best movie of 2008.

  1. Ryan Says:

    Couldn't agree more... I saw the previews and thought the movie was gonna blow me away, but they ruined the awesome idea i think.. The movie just had so much more potential, definitely disappointed. This makes me wanna jump into the film industry and show these guys how it's done :]

  1. sweet 03 Says:

    Movie was not so bad, they ending sucked though
    I would not recommend this movie to anyone
    Though my boyfriend thought it was great and
    He really did lose the bet ...cus I didnt like it
    this was a really bad movie to be out on Valentine's Day
    I should have spent my money on better things

  1. patrick Says:

    The filming style of Jumper made me feel like i myself was jumping around, which was cool. Also Christensen’s lines were as short as possible, which was ideal for the movie’s overall quality.

  1. Jamal Says:

    I think it should have gotten one or maybe maybe two stars. Cool idea, graphics and filming, but the acting was bad and the plot was sometimes ridiculous. Everything happened too fast without explanations (not the jumping of course).

  1. Stan Says:

    u guys needed to see the movie to obtain this information i could tell it was going to be a shitty movie just by the commercials

  1. Moriarte Says:

    http://thebigbadfilmreview.blogspot.com/

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    This film was so bad it practically defied belief. What started out as a story line involving teleportation and had all the imagination and potential in the world soon got reduced down to the standard high octane chase and shoot 'em up that has made the US the leading producer of lowest common denominator tripe films it is now infamous for. Throw into the equation a Samuel Jackson typecast in his usual NSA or hero recruiting/chasing role and you have all the ingredients of yet another deja already viewed film you wish you hadn't.

    The best part of this film for me came after an hour, when I finally couldn't take anymore and teleported myself pronto out of the cinema and into the nearest pub where I proceeded to wash away the taste of this fetid garbage from my palatte.

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