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Today THQ unveiled a new leaderboard and stat-tracking site for open-world game Saints Row: The Third. It reveals, among other things, that over two million people have been beaten to death with a purple dildo in the game.

The site keeps you up to update on all your accomplishments. It also lets you see how you're doing relative to all the other players. A real-time map of Steelport shows you the sort of havoc other players are wreaking. Gamers can leave hints or screenshots for each other as well.

The stats are good for a chuckle. Here are some other highlights:
  • 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world.
  • Players have spent a cumulative 2 years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport and making old ladies scream.
  • In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched.
  • 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using flamethrowers.
Saints Row: The Third is now available for the PS3, Xbox 360 and PC worldwide.