Steal Me A Poster

Here's a poster the MPAA will approve of… maybe. It's hard to say. Are severed fingers better or worse than three teenagers heading towards heavy petting? You be the judge.

We've got the official one sheet for the upcoming Sundance film Steal Me. If you don't like reading, just scroll down to it and embrace your illiteracy. Otherwise, here's the film's official plot synopsis: "In the course of Jake’s troubled search for his mother, he befriends Tucker (Hunter Parrish), a corn-fed local boy who catches Jake red-handed stealing the radio right out of his truck. After a foot chase and a brief scuffle, the boys ultimately become friends, discovering that each has something the other wants -- Jake has a quiet mystery and total freedom, while Tucker has stability and a happy home. At first, Jake brings Tucker out of his shell, convincing him to pursue his longtime crush, the sexually wise, Lily Rose (Paz de la Huerta). However, when Tucker’s family nervously takes Jake in and he begins to become deeply involved with the people of the town, things grow complicated. "

Not much mention of teenage threesomes in there, in fact the description makes it sound like a modern day Tom Sawyer. The poster seems to be selling… something more akin to Stealing Beauty. If only. For Liv Tyler those were better days.