The Absent Minded Professor, The Nutty Professor, and now The Shaggy Dog. Disney's destroying my childhood with the kind of vigor and verve usually reserved for my family. If their Swiss Family Robinson remake ends up being pushed through, I may have to take a coconut bomb and shove up Mickey's… um… costume. This is all making me rather upset.

But, no matter how miserable the trailer for The Shaggy Dog makes me, it has to be worse for Tim Allen. You're in a trailer whose soundtrack was done by the Baja Man Tim! Give it up.

Because you're now all wickedly excited about the entire project, we have a new still for you from the upcoming Shaggy Dog remake. I bet the damn thing doesn't even involve Lucretia Borgia. The curse of Fred MacMurray upon you all! To see the new image in full size, shedding glory, click here to be pooper scooped into our preview database.