This Rotten Week: Predicting Maleficent And A Million Ways To Die In The West Reviews
Iím running a little behind after my annual trek to the holy and sacred ground known as the Monmouth Race Track for our yearly Memorial Day extravaganza of beer and yelling at little men atop horses. But there are also the important things in life. We have some flicks to discuss donít we? It's not all about hops and gambling. This week weíve got Angelina and dying in the West.
Just remember, I'm not reviewing these movies, but rather predicting where they'll end up on the Tomatometer. Let's take a look at what This Rotten Week has to offer.
Rotten Watch Prediction
There are so many conceptual issues within this movie that Iím struggling to even summarize my feelings in one coherent write up on a flick Iíll never see. First, letís take a look at the story. In what surely is a tale no one was asking for, we get the backstory on the witch from Sleeping Beauty. Presumably borrowing from the Wicked template (telling stories from the antagonistís point of view), we get a look into the world of Maleficent - a name I had never even heard of before taking Little Rotten Week to see Frozen at the movie theater last year. Who wanted to know this story? Unclear.
The second issue would be target audience. Who do you feel is going to see this movie? Iím asking this as a serious question. Please leave a comment below if you have an idea who this appeals to. Kids? No chance. Itíll scare the crap out of them. No? Take a look at why Angelina Jolieís daughter was cast in a roll. Cliffís Notes are these: Jolieís costume was sending kids to early psychiatrist office trips. I suppose a black witchís outfit with impala horns will do that to the tykes. Parents arenít going to be bending over backwards to take their kids to this. Teenagers? Nope. Adults? Which ones exactly? I know Iím asking a lot of questions, but it is to only illustrate my confusion.
Director Robert Stromberg takes his first turn in the directorís chair after winning the Academy Award for visual effects on Avatar and Alice in Wonderland. And I will admit this flick does look visually appealing. That may end up saving the day. And Jolie is a quality actress. Those wonít be the issues. The big problem is the dead zone this movie falls into with audiences. That may or may not translate to critics, who tend to watch films in a vacuum and offer opinions based on the filmís merit rather than broad appeal (or at least thatís the idea). So yeah, Iím confused about the score too. This might be the worst Iíve ever felt about a prediction. I really have no idea. Anywhere from amazing to terrible wouldnít shock me. What I do know is that audiences will be as confused as I am now.
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