It’s the story of what my life could have been, had my wife not taken pity on me: Steve Carell stars in The 40-Year Old Virgin. The guys over at JoBlo have managed to get hold of the poster for the comedy, and Steve bears a remarkable resemblance to me at age 8, except he’s not shaped like a plump butterball turkey. I was juicy.

Carell stars in the movie as our hairy-palmed protagonist alongside Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd, so go out and feel better about your miserable sex life on August 19.