What should have been a fun night of celebrity watching turned into an upsetting evening for one USC student. The unidentified woman showed up at the Screen Actors Guild Awards early in order to see the stars arrive for the ceremony, but once in position, she reportedly felt something pushing against her. According to her, that something turned out to be the fully erect penis of a middle-aged man. Following the alleged sexual assault, the man apparently fled into the crowd, taking his boner and awful behavior with him.

The student alerted authorities shortly thereafter, and both the LAPD and the USC DPS took statements. Here’s what DPS Captain David Carlisle had to say about the motivations of offenders like this one, as well as the chances this dude might be caught, as per ATVN…

It's something that they're driven to do. They will do it again, and maybe they've been arrested before. So we could really use a break in the case or a witness. Barring that, we'll need some luck."

Little is known about the alleged deviant, save some basic appearance traits and what he was wearing. The victim described him as an Hispanic man around forty, one hundred and eighty pounds and approximately five feet ten inches tall, wearing dark sunglasses, black shorts, a white sweatshirt and a baseball hat. Unfortunately, save the Hispanic specific part, that sounds like every creepy dude I’ve ever seen in my life.

If you have any information on this man’s whereabouts and/ or were at the SAG Awards and may have witnessed the assault, contact the LAPD immediately. This guy clearly needs some counseling and an attitude adjustment. Better he gets that now before he ruins some more people’s nights.